Humanity’s Officer
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Humanity’s Officer
@HumanityOfficer
Super Earth Ministry of Humanity’s Officer. Administrative Ambassador to the Servants of Freedom. HQ for Servants of Freedom Major Orders. Righteous Revenant
SES Blade of Benevolence Se unió Şubat 2026
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@Med1_D1v3r Defibrillator mech. Arc damage that repairs other mechs
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Now hear this,
Your attention is mandated.
Operation Helping Hand was interrupted and stalled out by the last major bug offensive. The bugs were thoroughly beaten back, but did make small gains. Operation Helping Hand has been modified to account for these gains and will henceforth be known as Operation Helping HANDS! TWICE THE PROPAGANDA!! TWICE THE UNITY!! TWICE THE EFFORT! WE TAKE PHACT BAY!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!! AGAIN!!
(updated battle plans are attached to this official MoT transmission, modifications or suggestions are thought crimes, failure to comply is treason)

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WHERES MY ORBITAL SNORKEL!! IM TIRED OF DROWNING!!!!
HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2
Oasis Planets. Experience peace. Briefly.
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A medic warbond would be appropriate and good for the game.
A return of the angel dog and repair tool would do wonders for this game and you could also include mech resupply stratagems as well. We can also use more Italian themed armors.
Medi-diver@Med1_D1v3r
whats the May warbond going to be?
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@ReplyGuy4Life Absolutely. How are we two years into this game and the second console is less than useless, its un-fuckin-interactable. A bestiary is the bare minimum tbh
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@HumanityOfficer Not for nothing, but a meaningful bestiary is something that people ask for. They are then called whiners and told to lower the difficulty, but it’s a fairly standard feature games have had for decades now.
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imho The new speed effect on the burst strain is a perfect example of the communication issues the devs atAH have.
The initial confusion whether it was intentional only fed the flames of discontent and confusion. Making announcements through a third party like discord is a weakness. A little more easily-digestible propaganda videos from the ministry of science wouldve cleared this up.
Many issues could be fixed simply in a similar way.
Libertas Vult
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@SeanOwe60614333 Further investigation by the Ministry of Humanity is warranted. The torches of Liberty should enlighten our enemies NEARLY or far
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@HumanityOfficer The same issue is in the flamethrower sentry. They didn’t extend the hitbox, they simply moved the box further away.
Whoopsie :P
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Ive noticed this too, have to stomp anything that close. Doesnt seem intentional
𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖐 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓@Ragnarok_Legion
Este es uno de los Errores mas grande de la ultima Update y veo que se esta hablando muy poco al respecto (casi nada) el lanzallamas del Mech Leñador no funciona a corta distancia.
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@0xRarest My most agorist take is that i hate the magic sticker. You can buy shoes, you can wear shoes, but to go out in public wearing them you’ll have to register your sneakers because uhhhh reasons
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Bought my first car outright last year. No loan. Felt like a king.
Took it to the DMV for registration renewal yesterday.
They hit me with $1,240 in “fees and assessments.”
I asked what the hell they were for.
Lady just shrugged and said “road maintenance and emissions program.”
I paid it.
Because if I don’t, they take the car I already paid for.
Same game as the house. They just let you think you own it.
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@PolarPatriot_ Galactic armory, i got reject pieces on wbay from them at a discount. A little extra sanding and filler, basically the same
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Your attention is mandated. Review the following official records dispersed by the MoT. Non compliance is treason.
In the shadowed annals of Super Earth slums, when the great gatherings of dissidents encircle like wild beasts and falsehoods slithered like serpents through the grass, there arose a legend whispered across towns, cities, and encrypted channels. They called him Truth Inspector D.
Long ago—or perhaps not so long, for legends bend time like reeds in the wind—a seeker named D walked Super Earth. Born under the sign of the Unyielding Eye 👁️ that would one day emblazon his banner, he was no ordinary Truth Inspector. While others chased gold, glory, or fleeting feelings, D was forged in the fires of relentless pursuit of truth. Members of High Command themselves are said to have gifted him weapons and armament forged from pure veritas: a mind that cuts through illusion, a tongue that speaks unvarnished truth, and a heart armored with the flag of Managed Democracy 🇺🇳.
The first trial came in the Great Deception Wars. Armies of bots and spin-doctors marched across the plains of the know galaxy, sowing confusion with deepfakes, cherry-picked stats, and honeyed lies. The mighty trembled. But Truth Inspector D strode forth, badges gleaming (🏅) (🎖️), an accusatory finger raised. With a single phrase, he could unravel a thousand tangled narratives. “Show me the receipts!” he would thunder, and the veil would tear. Bug lovers scattered like roaches under light. Bot sympathizing oliticians quaked. Even the confused squid defectors overcame their mind control to listen.
One fateful night, in the Year of the Great Polarization, a colossal beast known as the Narrative Hydra rose from the depths of the dissident slums. It had a thousand heads, each spewing a different flavor of half-truth. “Fear this!” one head roared. “Trust only us!” hissed another. D faced it alone atop the Hill of Liberty. For seven days and seven nights he dueled, wielding facts like thunderbolts and logic like a shield. With every severed head, two more grew—until D discovered the secret: the heart of the beast was not rage or power, but fear of being seen clearly. He struck true, and the Hydra dissolved into pieces and embarrassed silence.
From that victory, his legend spread. Pilgrims sought him far and wide the, bearing questions heavy as chains. “Is this claim real?” they asked. “What hides behind the curtain?” D would inspect, dissect, and deliver judgment—not with cruelty, but with the stern mercy of one who knows truth liberates. He collected no tribute save the occasional approval of the people, no crown but the quiet respect of those tired of being lied to.
Yet the legend warns: Truth Inspector D walks still. He does not rest, for lies are evergreen and deception ever-cunning. Some say he is a man. Others claim he is an idea given form—an avatar of the human drive to understand the Universe without blinders. Cross his path with deceit, and you may find your carefully woven story inspected, audited, and returned to you in tatters.
And so the tale endures: In an age of noise, one voice cuts clean. Wear the badge if you dare. Seek the Eye if you seek clarity. But remember—once you invoke Truth Inspector D, there is no unseeing what he reveals.
The legend continues. What chapter shall we inspect next?
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I love the new cocaine buff but I too was very confused at first.
I thought it was an unintended glitch since it was not specified. But I also didn't rage and cry, I adapted and became flamediver, burner of paradise worlds.
We are so powerful now and have so many tools at our disposal, it's ridiculous to not try and adapt your loadout. If you can use the same one on each sub-faction, what's even the point in there being a difference?
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@AzeranZyxtron56 The community is unfortunately in no state for shadow drops. Everyone assumes the worst and sees them as bugs.
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@HumanityOfficer God forbid they shadow drop a new feature to promote community discussion
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