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@world_citizen_1 @TMZ Funny thing is she is known for roasting, but nowgotta wonder how badly she would have bombed at the roast if operating under the idea of “we can’t make fun of anybody.”

@ReplyGuy4Life @TMZ Damn, unlike Chelsea Handler, I still had a modicum of respect for her. Yes, yes, she has done a lot of the "Vagina, haha" stuff, but she has also had some solid jokes now and then. But the contagion with this insane "we must protect our precious minorities" drivel got her too.

Nikki Glaser says "racist" jokes at Kevin Hart Roast felt forced 😬 Video: bit.ly/3PCfTzD

Nobody is making excuses. Y’all tried to do that plenty already. Or are we just forgetting the levels of ignorance and slander that lead to a player getting “Flopper” chants as he took his first free throws of the game in the 3rd quarter, over 5 minutes into the spurs being in the bonus?

@HawksLocks23 @ReplyGuy4Life @SarksDaddy @NBA The series is 2-2. Yall have great depth. Already making excuses when you have the 2 time mvp who yall consider the best player in the world. Spurs can win this series and play a healthy Knicks team. They just don’t have to beat yall

Oh I was too late… @NBA dude injured an All-NBA player bc he is playing football ! Why hasn’t this went viral ?!

@CaudilloXIV He literally isn’t the best written character by a long shot

>creates a character to show how evil straight white men are >becomes the best written character on the show and a fan favorite Many such cases.

@Bingus12621 @TalkingHeadless But you literally just proved the fuck out of his point

@TalkingHeadless What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.

Important to document all this stuff because they're already starting to pretend it never happened.

@tomcourtside @statdefender Gotta be a little crushing to realize that you let bitter football podcasters create narratives that embarrassed you like this

@statdefender SGA at #2?? Check those numbers again.

League MVPs With The Most PPG Excluding Free Throws Since 2000 : 1. 15/16 Curry — 25.5 2. 24/25 SGA — 24.8 3. 13/14 Durant — 23.3 4. 25/26 SGA — 23.2 4. 19/20 Giannis — 23.2 6. 22/23 Embiid — 23.1 7. 00/01 Iverson — 22.9 8. 16/17 Westbrook — 22.8 9. 21/22 Jokic — 22.0 10. 23/24 Jokic — 21.9 10. 09/10 LeBron — 21.9

@BarstoolBigCat You knew it was gonna be “wembys game 4”. Not “should you have to hold people down on the offensive boards if you’re 7’5? And why we’re still pretending the nasty narrative we started in the thunder wasn’t malicious towards sports”

Shout out the NBC broadcast just showing us tits as much as possible. More streaming services need to follow suit

He posted a dirty play resulting in an injury while the nba media space is making a coordinated attempt to paint the receiving team as dirty. Though any logical person can admit at some point you realize there’s nothing more pathetic than a 7’5 guy who has to hold people down to grab a rebound. I would be Brown bagging it if I were a spurs fan right now. Just embarrassing shit and so soft they have to accuse the other team of doing what got the spurs here in the first place

@SarksDaddy @NBA A Jalen brown fan. Am curious how you became a wemby and spurs hater. Feels like all yr posts are spurs hate

@TMZ You know Charlemagne was a little crushed when he couldn’t farm a race baiting clip despite working with Schultz

Kevin Hart is in Tony Hinchcliffe's corner after the controversial comic was blasted for a George Floyd "joke" during Kevin's roast. 🎥: The Breakfast Club

@notthefakeSVP @BarstoolBigCat For a brand that focuses on it so much, barstool food game has always been “tv dinners” at best

@BarstoolBigCat You don’t grill the buns? What are we doing here?

Quick 2 Piece for Dinner. #SummerOfBurgers #BringBurgersBack

@Marcum09 @FanDuel You met a dishonest football podcasters out thoughts in Your head and it’s just really pathetic of you.

@FanDuel Yea but 21 of the 22 going to SGA. He hits the floor every single time he shoots the ball

Free Throw Attempts per game of the 4 remaining NBA Playoff teams: 1️⃣ Cavaliers: 28.2 2️⃣ Spurs: 26.5 3️⃣ Knicks: 26.5 4️⃣ Thunder: 22.1 The Thunder are dead last.

@Daddys_Tired @FanDuel Why are you defending the spurs by saying “I’ve never watched wemby play basketball” Dawg he’s 7’5 and still has to hold people down on rebounds. That’s the most pathetic shit in the sport

@FanDuel 3/4 of those team flop. And it ain’t spurs And its only one guy on Cavs and Knicks But the whole team basically in OKC

@danhurleyuconn @FanDuel It’s funny how your response to the evidence that you were swindled into ignorance by bitter football podcasters is to double down on the ignorance.

@FanDuel Thank goodness their foul baiting isn’t working

Well yeah. That’s my whole point. When you think of standup comedians or comedians in general these guys don’t really come up anymore. So they have to have these people on because what got them there isn’t their thing anymore. Don’t assume about what people are and aren’t exposed to though. I know this is the worst app to say this on but believe it or mot some of us are still out here exposing things to ourselves without podcasters telling us what those things should be.

@ReplyGuy4Life @dantypo Keep the views up? Like having presidents or presidential candidates on? Or scientists? These podcasts have exposed us to a larger world, don't rely on sound bites too often, and most of them just want to have a civil conversation. Theo surprises me the most with his guests.

If you’re wondering why you’re sick of the podcastistan bros, it’s very simple. Joe Rogan (who is the only tolerable one) has on Theo Von. Theo Von has on Andrew Schulz. Andrew Schulz has on Dave Smith. Dave Smith has on Tom Segura. Tom Segura has Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon has on Theo Von. Theo Von has on Tim Dillion. Tim Dillion has on Tom Segura. Tom Segura has on Dave Smith… And so on and so on and so on… The problem with the majority of them is that they’re comedians who come up with maybe an hour of material a year at best and yet spend 100 hours a year trying to be what they are on stage. It’s easy to sound smart for an hour if you hone that hour for a year. But it’s incredibly hard to sound smart for 3 or 4 hours a week when you have to shoot from the hip. And the real problem comes with the repeating an endless circle jerk of the circuit. The fact of the matter is 2 or 3 or 4 guys sitting around talking about shit isn’t that funny or entertaining to people outside the circle. My friends and I are funny as fuck… TO EACH OTHER. But I wouldn’t blame anyone for tuning us out.

@hvmestarr It’s so odd to see homelander near the main plot instead of just dipping in and out of it for a few seconds like he did in season 5

the kind of scene the boys fans would call filler

@DanYccd13 @dantypo He’s also painfully unfunny now

@dantypo Leave Segura out of it , he avoids politics as much as humanly possible unlike the rest of the people you mentioned

This is so hilarious. People really get so pissy when you tell them the okc narrative is completely based on football podcasters. The ignorance to praise this ignored assault and a 7’5 player using other players as boosters for rebounds knowing the narrative around okc. Just that classic level of barstool ignorance where you can see how bad it is for sports in real time:

Spurs are everywhere. Feels like they 7 guys on the court

@NFLFrascella And people will get infuriated when I point out how football podcasters losing bets is the entire reason for thunder hate discourse..:

Why are the Thunder LAUGHING while getting blown out by the Spurs? Is this what the NBA has come to?