Sam H

I’m like if you took a normie and put a bunch of thermite on his pineal gland

@letclaudiatweet check DM, I know the perfect outfit for the first one

supplyco help request 1. need a devshop that can give me a senior platform engineer or SRE to tap in for about two months to clean up our CI, local development environment, test posture, alerting, logging, and release automation. We’re flooded rn 2. same thing but for user interaction and design psychology audit- not ready for a full timer but we need help there too

@aaronjmars @hanfel_dovned

they did the fucking thing tiktok for vibecoded games now exists, and it's a top 20 app in the US, Canada, UK & more...

PBR chat messages are inevitable

@NickADobos @theo No the youth know about this one from writing Minecraft mods

If you recognize this image, I hope you enjoy your upcoming retirement

“permanent underclass” is a term of art used by AI thinkpiece writers to refer to the set of people (and their progeny) who will be left behind with no opportunity for upward mobility as agentic LLM systems replace white-collar work. The joke is that they are the same as the spreadsheet bugmen.

@HumanizerSequel what does puc mean

Extreme weather conditions are the only time this city feels at all civilized. Not a single PUC rabble-rouser or spreadsheet bugman in sight.

@m_e_doria @antoniogm I recognize that chimichurri

@antoniogm FMN?

The best $26 dollars I’ve spent in NYC, with TPOT in Dimes Square or whatever this odd corner of Chinatown is called.

Money Talks.

Sometimes I see normies discussing something like L1 moats or whatever and think, yeah, I'm definitely supposed to live in a castle far away from these people and just visit them with a spear once a year to force them to give me 25% of their grains as a tax.

From theory to practice:

Everything you think of as a “category”, is in fact the shadow of a perspective.

The hour of redemption is at hand. “The truth is, you haven’t seen anything yet”

@signulll hey that's me!

anthropic has ppl lining up for a… hat & coffee right now. the only other time i’ve seen lines like this for a tech company was apple. absolutely ridiculous.

@mteamisloading @CupOJoseph @_prestwich The MCP / MPC acronyms hitting the local zeitgeist at approximately the same time has been somewhat annoying

haha no, many people say this, usually when they are trying to sell you MCP the longer version is that any "decentralized" sequencer in production today like Ethereum or Solana still has a temporary/local monopoly for some leader rotation or slot time (12 or 1.6s respectively). required reading: arxiv.org/abs/2509.23984

are we ready to call it on shared/distributed sequencers?

@MikeIppolito_ @EdgarHyper

Quick bit of personal news. After nearly a decade in NYC, I made the move to Bozeman, Montana. Looking to make friends, so if anyone lives out there or knows someone cool please hmu :)

@hastuc_dibtux Urbit Sans spotted

Ballard was appropriately the easiest way for me to explain shrubbery

@pogarithm @benhylak Ableton Live?

@benhylak Yeah spreadsheets are the closest thing consumers have gotten to "programming" after half a century of trying

i'm unironically bullish on spreadsheets + chat being the right medium-term interface for agents.

Logged in to Vienna Hypertext for the first time in years