Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong

If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!

@StaciaKaywood The beard and the size of me. I enjoy it, though. They only mean it out of joy and that's a fun thing.

@IanSnowWriter Oof! It’s the beard 🤭

Today one of my students told me how I remind them of their Nana. Not only in the way I act but the way I look.

@AuthorStew @StaciaKaywood Well, a few of them anyways. But it was crazy.

@AuthorStew @StaciaKaywood Okay, you joke, but I used to play Santa Claus often for this town and you would not believe how horny moms are for Santa. It sounds like a joke out of Bad Santa but it's the truth.

@StaciaKaywood Every so often in winter I get kids confusing me for Santa Claus, so I'm right there with you.

@IanSnowWriter I’ve hit that age 🤣

@redsaid1 Oh damn. That's... damn.

After her terminal diagnosis, she uses all her savings to go and see the northern lights. But she never does, for it's overcast every night. #vss365 #vss #overcast

If I don't edit no holes, then I don't eat no rolls.

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris doesn't die. Chuck Norris takes a vacation from life.

@RanchHandWriter *sing

@RanchHandWriter I can't remember faces of people I literally just met, but I can still singe every word of "Palmdale" probably twenty or so years after I heard it last.

Afroman... obviously

@TheaLanden You might need to bring a baseball bat or something, but for you, I'll allow cutsies.

@IanSnowWriter I'm still at the front of it, though, right?

All right, all right, I know you're all very excited to feed me bites of cheese and grapes and to rub my shoulders while I edit today, but form a line, people. This is madness.

Morning. Been up since four so I'm less than sociable today. But hope you all have a good weekend.

@authormegbecker God save us from armchair experts.

Okay, I love you all so very much but please... multiple people telling me medically what to do before 7am is too much. This isnt my first recurring cyst, and I promise I know what to do. I will whine incessantly at the pain and inconvenience, but I do know. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh no… AI over, what a tragedy. Oh wait, I better clarify because AI is too stupid to read sarcasm… This is fucking great. End the race, save the planet, and focus on educating our youth with actual texts written by humans.

Cock...tails. It's cocktails, you pervs.

Another kinda stressful day, but my favorite coach is subbing at the gym this afternoon, so I think I'll go take it out on him 😂

This wasn’t why they came there, after all. But Rosy seemed far too blissed out, lying back on the futon with her eyes closed and her legs still spread, to say anything to him. Max is breaking the rules: medium.com/agencymagazine…