𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖍: 𝕿𝖞𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖞 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖝'𝖗

The sun sets over the City of Angels. It has become a den of bloodthirsty vampires, but not the ones in any book or movie. These vampires steal your attention and, if given the chance, your youth. White Lighter: Extended Remix Edition a.co/d/0cf3JwMY

@AnthonyLaFauci Since I moved to Vermont, I've been making connections to pivot.

It's kind of cool that I get paid to write comics.

@Kristine_Froeba @radar_online That dickhead isn't an actor. He's a reality star who made trash TV for dumb shits.

@radar_online Actors made California a better state.

Chelsea Handler has officially entered the chat — and she’s not holding back as she takes aim at Spencer Pratt’s wild run for LA mayor… (🎥: INSTAGRAM)

Hey @FCC. What country is doing all the robo callers for medicaid? Can we maybe stop them? I've gotten around twenty calls today.

@luiseatscomics That seems like a lot.

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@RanchHandWriter Beautiful pic

Out for pizza and cherry soda with Honeybee!

BREAKING: Judge declares a mistrial in Harvey Weinstein’s rape retrial after the jury says it is deadlocked. apnews.com/article/harvey…

We might if you didn't have a wiping problem.

@bsaluga27 Short for Mag Neato

Now he's getting a tattoo. Yeah. He's getting ink done. For Magnolia, my grand baby.

@Olivialocks None taken. The American diet? We should probably have two a year.

@RanchHandWriter Ahh sorry, didn’t mean to offend. I just constantly see people over there talking about them. You only really get them here if you have specific symptoms

Colonoscopy next week. I'm a sexy old man.

@snakefistftr @icope Gulp it fast

@icope @RanchHandWriter I had one do for another if you have to drink that disgusting liquid to clean yourself out the day prior get it as cold as you can before you drink it .. it’s goes down easer and jug it

These people are smoking crack I tell you

You can always count on The Whitehouse Twitter to drop something stupid, unfunny, and off.

@icope I agree. 😂

@RanchHandWriter With the post-colonoscopy gas, there is so much to look forward to! 😂😂

@Olivialocks There is a history of colon cancer in my family.

@RanchHandWriter I feel like the US is a little obsessed with them 🙈

@WhiteHouse God, you guys are stupid.

ICED OUT.

@EchoesofWarYT Angel? How many awkward altar calls are in it?

Who else is excited for this?!

Please answer this question. If you're staying at a 4 Star hotel that doesn't offer a complimentary menu for breakfast and your hotel is surrounded by restaurants, are you likely to stay there and eat or go out?

@RupertFiction Ass pics for days

@RanchHandWriter Not during a colonoscopy you’re not.