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"If we orchestrate a shooting and leave words written on bullets, everyone will think it's the Left!" -The Right, probably

Whoever added all of the @foxyshazam to the new season of @DCpeacemaker deserves every award ever created

You can tell YouTubers are running out of ideas. Every channel I watch is now making videos like, "I rank every fast food *blank*", "building *blank* using only Temu parts", or "I put these really expensive parts on this really cheap thing" I guess we're near the end

@elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump, who gets us in the divorce?

I just learned that Mocktail is not short for Molotov Cocktail 😭

Something that really frustrates me are 3D Printer owners who start a "business" printing and selling designs they didn't create. They're going to be so pissed when my 2D business pops off selling pictures I printed off of Google #3DPrinting #Entrepreneur

The Amish are just acoustic Christians

Has anyone called @elonmusk Twitler yet?

Republicans are going to get so mad when I dead name the Gulf

@LimitedRunGames How do I get notified about release date, etc?

We've got an important message from the creator of Tomba! Tokuro Fujiwara—Tomba 2: The Evil Swine Return will also receive a Carbon Engine remaster! We'll have more news to share about Tomba 2 in 2025!

@neiltyson, since the Jinn Particle in Somewhere In Time is a physical object, would it not continue to age during it's eternal trip through the time loop?

It's back, the @Zaxbys ZYNSATION ZALAD™ #zaxbys #zyn #zalad #nicotine #StuffItInYourForeskin

Can I skip wearing shoes in a store if I put vests on my feet that say "service dogs"?

Crazy to think that North Carolina's governor race is literally a Nazi vs a Jew. @JoshStein_ @markrobinsonNC

New game show idea: We drop 100 stealth campers off in North Korea. The last one to be found wins 1 million dollars

Pokemon cards are just my generation's lottery scratchers

Can you imagine @nardwuar on @hotonesgameshow?

Kids these days will never know what it's like to wait in a doctor's office with no phone, no internet, and no clock. Just you, alone in a room for 10 minutes to 8 business days, waiting for the doctor to arrive, reading the stupid posters on the wall .

Image The Office style workplace comedy about Renaissance Faire employees. The main character is a stable hand that wants to become a jousting knight to gain the attention of his love interest. It's like A Knight's Tale except it's modern day and they have to deal with patrons.

I thought Jesus was black, but at communion they hand out these little things and say, "this is his body." He's definitely a cracker.