Johnny Fiction

ADHD was strong this Christmas. Here's a look back at how I spent Christmas break...making memes.🤦‍♂️

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte But that doesn’t explain the length of day. Summer solstice is the longest day of year, Winter solstice shortest day of year. How do flat earthers model this given the northern hemispheres longest day happens the same day as the southern’s shortest day?

@JohnnyFic @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte When the sun is in Cancer it's summer in the north, when in Capricorn summer is in the south.

Earth isn’t flat, the Moon landing wasn’t faked, and space isn’t some CGI dome. These claims fall apart the moment you look at the technology we use every day. None of it works unless Earth is a sphere in a real cosmos. Start with GPS. Your phone calculates your position by comparing timing signals from satellites orbiting Earth. Those satellites move at precise speeds and altitudes that only make sense in a real vacuum. If Earth were flat or if space were fake, GPS would fail instantly. No navigation, no rideshare apps, no airline routing, no global timing systems. The entire system depends on orbital mechanics that match what physics predicts for a spherical planet. Satellite internet, satellite TV, and weather forecasting all rely on the same reality. We watch storms form from orbit. We track hurricanes across oceans using data from satellites operated by different countries and private companies. These systems agree with each other because they are observing the same real planet from space. If space were fake, every meteorologist, every aerospace engineer, every telecom company, every airline, and every military on Earth would have to coordinate a perfect lie for decades. That is not possible. Now to the claim that NASA fakes photos of Earth. This is one of the easiest conspiracy theories to debunk because NASA is not the only source of Earth images. Not even close. Dozens of countries and private companies have their own satellites that photograph Earth constantly. Weather satellites from Europe, Japan, India, and South Korea all produce their own full‑disk images. Private companies like Maxar and Planet Labs take high resolution photos of Earth every day for commercial clients. Amateur radio operators receive live images directly from NOAA satellites using equipment you can buy online. None of these systems rely on NASA. None of them match a single centralized source. Yet they all show the same spherical Earth from different angles at different times. If NASA were faking Earth photos, every other space agency and every private satellite operator would have to fake them too. They would also have to coordinate the lighting, cloud patterns, storm movements, and surface features in perfect sync. That is not happening. The simplest explanation is the correct one. Multiple independent systems are photographing the same real planet. The Moon landing is even harder to deny once you look at the tech. We still interact with the equipment the astronauts left behind. Observatories fire lasers at the retroreflectors sitting on the lunar surface and receive the return signal at the exact predicted intervals. This is not a theory. It is a measurement that universities and independent facilities repeat all the time. You cannot fake a laser return from nearly 240,000 miles away. Even the internet used to spread these conspiracies relies on space infrastructure. Undersea cables carry most traffic, but satellites handle the rest. The timing, routing, and handoff between systems only work because the satellites are actually in orbit. If space did not exist, the global communications network would collapse. The irony is simple. The technology that flat Earth believers and Moon landing deniers use to post their claims is the same technology that proves them wrong. The evidence is not hidden. It is built into the functioning of the modern world. You can reject the conclusions, but you cannot reject the infrastructure that makes your phone, your internet, your weather alerts, your maps, your flights, and your entire digital life possible. These conspiracies do not just fail scientifically. They fail technologically, mathematically, and logistically. They only survive when people stop paying attention to the systems they rely on every day.

@RainerS2066246 @terrikibiriti I got burned by Ai. Should’ve went with my gut because I thought 9. I even recalled Charlie Duke talking about going 9 times, remembered Apollo 8 being first, but Googled and AI overview said 10 times. Googled just now a few times and now it’s correctly saying 9. 🤷‍♂️

@JohnnyFic @terrikibiriti Nitpicking: Apollo 9 didn't go to the Moon.

So wait there have been 6 moon landings in history? Why is Apollo 11 the only focus ?????

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte Source? Do you have a list of times for those time zones? And that doesn’t answer the question about seasons and hemispheres. Example: when it’s summer in the United States, it’s winter in Argentina. How is that explained on a flat earth?

@JohnnyFic @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte 19 time zones in the north, 32 in the south. That makes the south a lot bigger.

@ThoughtPillow Will someone please show me where Mordor is on y’all’s map?

According to flat earthers, - The Lord is my shepherd = the Lord is an actual herdsman and we are sheep in literal terms. - If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out = But you still have your eyes intact watching females ass and lusting over them. Your username lol - Faith can move mountains = But you haven’t changed the position of Afadjato - If someone slaps you on the right cheek, give them the left too = But you don’t. You believe all the above are metaphorical yet you think “firmament, four corners of the earth, pillars of the earth” are literal in the Bible. Why are you doing hɔ ne hɔ with God’s word?

@MikeOxlong73083 @ManaByte 🤣🤣🤣 that video is MK Ultra Gay!

@ManaByte Doesn’t matter. NASA lies. You want to believe. It’s your fault this country has 30 million invaders. People like you are the problem.

That’s Alan Shepard and Edgar Mitchell on Apollo 14, not Apollo 11.

@Lost_Sheep__ @ThomasKundera1 @Tazerface16 @grok Also, I modeled it in 3D but very difficult to visualize. The two tiny points over the globe are massive city sized objects, and at an altitude of 1,000,000 feet. 🤯

@Lost_Sheep__ @ThomasKundera1 @Tazerface16 @grok I made this graph using Desmos. This is the relative circumference of the earth (r= 3959 miles). This shows the Field of View (red lines: 1563.6 miles) at 400,000ft (green dot: 10x your plane altitude).

The Earth is a sphere. This is not controversial shit.

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte Made a little tool in Desmos. The 2 points (Red and Purple) represent 200 miles apart with an elevation difference of 26,690 feet.

@JohnnyFic @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte Per squared mile. Not 8 " per mile. 2nd mile 32" 3rd 72" etc.

@ManaByte If the Earth is flat, why is the winter solstice in the southern hemisphere opposite the summer solstice in the north? Why is the summer solstice in Portland, Maine 1 hour 41 minutes 39 seconds longer than in Miami, Florida? Flat Earthers could easily test Miami to Portland.

If the Earth is flat, how does the Coriolis effect work? Don’t hurt yourself trying to explain it.

@nair_on_fire @FlatEarthDaveX Light from sunrise hits the top of tall buildings before it hits ground level. The earth is not flat. And the time zone thing is a major problem for Flat Earth. It's winter in the southern hemisphere while summer in north. During summer, longer days the further you go north.

@FlatEarthDaveX How do you explain the different time zones then? All the countries on a supposedly flat earth would have sunrise & sunset at the same time, no?

The Burj Khalifa proves #flatearth

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte How about time differences in the same hemisphere? On the summer solstice 2026, daylight hours will be 13:44:59 in Miami, but 15:26:38 in Portland Maine. I haven't seen any Flat Earther explain this and it's not that difficult to test.

@JohnnyFic @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte Perhaps tropic is a better term than sphere. Tropic of Cancer is north and tropic of Capricorn is south. The Gleasons map is the true map of the earth. Used by all transportation, air, land and sea. They evils use it in their logos. UN,NATO,WEF etc they throw it in your face.

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte No, that's not where oblate spherical earth comes from. The earth has slightly flatter poles and is wider at the equator. Can you provide your time zone map? Also can you explain how winter happens in the southern hemisphere while summer in the northern hemisphere?

@JohnnyFic @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte The fact that there are 19 time zones in the north and 32 in the south infers the south is bigger. That's why they came up with the oblate BS as sphere wasn't makin it.

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte That makes a whole lot more sense. Figures I ran earlier were based on a Flat Earther's comments about not seeing 3200" of curvature while flying 40K feet with 400 miles of visibility.

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte FYI, when talking about seeing mountains at 200 miles away, the curvature of earth is roughly 8 inches per mile. So your only talking about 133.33 feet of curvature over 200 miles.

@hayke02 @JohnnyFic @glow_guru @ManaByte Because it would be over the curve. But it's not because there's no curve. If water always seeks level and 70% of our earth is water, that's a lot of curving to do.

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte What's the flat earth word for "hemisphere"? Like: America is in the northern hemisphere, Australia in the southern hemisphere.

@hayke02 @JohnnyFic @glow_guru @ManaByte Cause it's flat. Wouldn't be visible on your ball.

@Lost_Sheep__ @ThomasKundera1 @Tazerface16 @grok While you're researching flat earth explanations for sunrise hitting tall buildings before seal level, find out the flat earth word for "hemisphere". Just wondering what you guys call them, and explain how seasons are opposite between northern and southern hemispheres.

@ThomasKundera1 @JohnnyFic @Tazerface16 @grok Satan has been deceiving people for a long time. You have never seen the curve either.

@TEMPLERTV Can Flat Earthers explain time zones while accounting for summer solstice in the northern hemisphere being equal to winter solstice in the southern hemisphere? Also, what's the Flat Earther word for "hemisphere"?

Once You Go Flat, You Don’t Go Back’

@jkrhannan @hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte Why does sunrise hit the tops of tall buildings before sea level?

@hayke02 @glow_guru @ManaByte That's cause it flat. Earth curve calculator at 200 miles puts it so far over the curve it would be too far below the curve to see even a tip.

@Lost_Sheep__ @ThomasKundera1 @Tazerface16 @grok You're the one cherry picking. You brought a picture of Felix Baumgartner into this debate, but you're going to deny what he experienced. Also, you're still avoiding explaining the sunrise hitting tall buildings before sea level.🥱

@JohnnyFic @ThomasKundera1 @Tazerface16 @grok I know the fish eye lense trick. I'm not falling for it.