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I’m absolutely convinced that the best things in life are the things you never saw coming.

@klsmd12 The women keep winning. 😂

let’s see… watching a flatulent fuckwhistle lie for two hours unabated or go to Las Vegas and party it up with Flavor Flav and the crew? that’s a golden dub 🥇

@dougboneparth Wife: whose lipstick is on your shirt? Me: you had 4 years to ask Merrick Garland

My wife: How late were you out last night? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

@UnimpressedWU @SenRickScott He has stolen enough of Florida’s taxpayer dollars to ensure he’ll live forever.

@KayCeeWrites @SenRickScott Soon, I guess. Soon.

Representing the United States—a beacon for freedom and democracy—at the Olympics is an honor. Anyone who feels otherwise should be stripped of their USA Olympic uniform.

The producers of #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show explain the wedding sequence: “The engaged couple wound up with 15 extra wedding announcements, so they sent most to local businesses with the hope of maybe getting some free wedding perks. But the last invite? They were like, ‘Why don’t we send one to Bad Bunny? Lots of people send wedding invitations to him, so why not?’ Bad Bunny’s office reached out, and they thought, ‘Amazing, maybe we’ll get a signed photo.’ But they were invited to a Zoom call, which they thought was kind of weird. On the Zoom call, they learned the plan: Bad Bunny was inviting them to get married at the Super Bowl. "The couple had planned to make Bad Bunny’s ‘Baile Inolvidable’ their first dance. And so, they went from planning to play it at their wedding to being on the Super Bowl with him live, singing it. And with the bonus prize of Lady Gaga being the wedding singer as well." variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…

Is it safe? Probably not. But neither is silence, not really Rant. Rave. Froth at the mouth of your own thoughts. Yell at the ceiling fan like it owes you money. Let the words trip over themselves; messy, unhinged, alive. The world deserves to hear the noise it made inside you

“These edibles ain’t working!” *45 minutes later*

@UnimpressedWU @SenRickScott I mean, usually, yes, but he looks particularly awful here, like he’s really sick.

@SenRickScott That guy looks like an alien

@AmandiOnAir @CBSMiami @ERodCBS4 @dccc He’s a man of integrity. I hope he decides to run. He’d do a world of good for his constituents there, far, far more than what they’ve got now.

Eliott Rodriguez, South Florida icon, beloved Cuban American ex @CBSMiami news anchor is considering a run for Congress against MAGA Republican Maria Elvira Salazar in ultra competitive district #FL27 @ERodCBS4 would be a phenomenal recruit for @dccc👇🏼 miamiherald.com/news/politics-…

You don’t even have to speak Spanish to know that Benito killed that halftime show. The aura, chico. It never lies.

@Paul_Renner It’s disappointing to hear Florida republicans use their platform to disparage world-class athletes who have done a far better job representing this country than any single one of you. Were you a man of moral aptitude, you’d use your platform to uplift them, not diminish them.

It’s disappointing to hear Team USA athletes use their platform to disparage the United States. Representing our country is an honor earned through hard work and sacrifice. That moment should be used to uplift our nation, not diminish it.

"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.

@Melchizede25411 @laufeymemez My pleasure! 🎶

@KayCeeWrites @laufeymemez Oh, thank you so very much. That was very kind of you to respond.

WHEN YOU THINK PROMISE CAN’T GET ANY MORE HEARTBREAKING AND THEN ALYSA LIU SKATES TO IT AT THE OLYMPICS

@Melchizede25411 @laufeymemez The song’s title is “Promise.” The artist’s name is Laufey. youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?si…

@KayCeeWrites @laufeymemez What is the song? It’s beautiful but I don’t know the name of singer.

@flgolfnut @Jenkins4Florida @SenKatieBritt @AshleyMoodyFL Given her pinned post, I’d say you’re right. I’ve looked for her statement too. Crickets.

@Jenkins4Florida @SenKatieBritt I notice no statement condemning this video from our current US senator, @AshleyMoodyFL. Guess she was alright with it.

.@SenKatieBritt read this like you read that script in the kitchen “We should not have a racist in the White House” Because posting isn’t just the problem, thinking it, creating it, lying about it, defending it, and soft balling it like you just did is.

@TrueFactsStated Le sigh…this is so fantastic.

Saturday night in the Marais…

@tomaskenn Those of us who know what garbage the governor and AG are saw right through this lie last year. To the ones who didn’t: we told you so.

Really looking like Florida taxpayers are going to be on the hook for half a billion dollars here:

@c1arkeeyyy @SenAshleyMoody Not gonna argue that.

@KayCeeWrites @SenAshleyMoody She’s not best and/or brightest herself

✅ID to fly ✅ID to buy a lottery ticket ✅ID to go see a rated R movie ❌ID to elect the leader of the free world We need to pass the SAVE America Act today!

One of the most loving things you can do for yourself right now is to extend yourself the grace this moment demands. It’s not easy to witness the cruelty and perversions of the oppressor being revealed around us. Anyone who is paying attention is carrying real weight. If you’re exhausted and overwhelmed, those aren’t signs of weakness. It’s evidence that your humanity is still intact. This cycle of cruelty doesn’t end by becoming harder; it ends when we refuse to abandon ourselves and all others fighting for collective liberation. Remaining soft in a hard world is not indulgence; it’s how resistance stays human.