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🇺🇸 Socialism is the disease--not the cure
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@nypost There's no way this can be real--maybe she is legally blind?
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Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT
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@FangYi11101 Marrying the one on the right produces the ones on the left in 20 years
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It appears the fat chicks in spandex and men pretending to be women woke era of failing to sell products has been completely replaced by hot chicks selling products era.
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@slavicaest I bet that Albanian JP Morgan exec does not have these cannons
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@sanpellyenjoyer She will have an interesting ride home on the subway this evening
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This poor lady … face plastered everywhere over a fantasy conjured up by some deranged h1bjeet
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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Between the girlboss calling her tits cannons and making her sub suck her toes, and the guy who injects his son's blood posting his girlfriend's vaginal microbiome report claiming she has a top 1% vag, I am fucking dying over here. Can't recall a funnier morning on the timeline
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I'm gonna say this again...
TOO. MUCH. SEX. TITS. TOO. BIG.
This is a prank right? RIGHT???
ивус@ogivus
Сегодня я узнал, что… Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом. Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности: «У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало». В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу: «Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»
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This is the world's most expensive cow, sold for $4.8 million
White privilege at its best 😂
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If you can go back to the 1960s for only one night, but couldn’t see the Beatles or the Rolling Stones.. who would you go see?
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@JustRockContent Funny that I've had to wait almost 50 years to see any of these 70s music videos.
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“My Sharona” the debut single by the American power new wave band The Knack, released in 1979 from their album Get the Knack
Reached #1 for six weeks. Certified gold-Capitol Records’ fastest gold debut single since The Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand.”
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@AutismCapital Is there a video on how to achieve such a score?
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Ladies, find yourself a man that publicly talks about your vagina having 100/100 microbiome score to everyone on Earth. 🤦♂️ 💀
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
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