Kyle Eads

@brentlajeunesse Love this brother. Happy for the happiness

Did I ever tell you guys about the time ~31 years ago I was flying to Hawaii with my brother… and picked up the hottest stewardess on the plane? Spent a couple days with her. It was straight-up epic. Then I married her. Still married to her. Still epic. Moral of the story? Sometimes the best decisions in life start with bold action and zero hesitation. Lead like a man who knows what he wants, in the air, in the gym, and at home. Protect what’s yours. Build what lasts. ⚔️❤️

@CoffeeBlackMD Perfect summary

The way it gently cups my balls and whispers the sweetest nothings into my ear.

@MarieBellmont 🙌🙌

Fun day! Great win! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@amyann787 May or may not be stoked for the new Minions movie

Watching the Hoppers with my boys💙I like it and yes I am a big kid, cartoons are basically the only TV I watch😅

@Lintendo_64 @GhostLifestyle 👀👀

never get rid of this @GhostLifestyle

@Illinois_LMAC Extra mimosas before the flight

Sure American Airlines, I’ll take a later flight for travel compensation! Thanks for the money boost to start vacation!

@Ellieb_302 This is good to hear

@DocAbirHealth @a7las1984 😂😂

@a7las1984 He’s talking about me

Never heard of Juneteenth before today

Tres points #USMNT

@schober222 🐐

Favorite album of all time

@savanah2j @MusialaEra 😂😂

@MusialaEra and here you are tweeting about it, seems like it worked 🤭

USA is a shameless host. It‘s 11am in Seattle and ~4am in Australia. They could have easily put the game 10 hours later, prime time in the US and also great for Aussies. Instead they put the game 9pm European prime time because they want our validation. Main character syndrome

USA has Australia in hell so far… have to stay on the attack and keep applying the pressure

@KyleEads Those are my stats almost exactly. I hope you like waiting for your arm gains

Much like dieting to 10% body fat will leave you 30+lbs lighter than you thought, your dream physique likely requires more than 30lbs of additional lean mass. That guess is conservative for anyone above average height.

@Logie3333 @AntiDoc 🫡

@KyleEads @AntiDoc Patriot build.

LFG 🫡 🇺🇸

@T0xic__AF 🫡

my toxic trait is being right, hot, and making it everyone’s problem

@KyleEads I kinda wanna try it for science

You inject peptides but do you have the courage to drink coffee from Taco Bell?

@iamlauwolff 😂😂

80% whining 20% training

@Illinois_LMAC Not ideal… but the right play

Pulisic is OUT! #USMNT #Australia  #FIFAWorldCup