The Argonauts

@funnydavidlucas Timmy no breaks! 🎤

The Girl I want to marry is still a Ho

@W14437W @FlintDibble Correction: Amish barns are not made of two ton stone blocks. Barns are made with wood or sheet metal.

Ancient people moved 300 TON obelisks, and even showed us how they did it! WHAT⁉️ from "Zahi Hawass on Joe Rogan? Show me the photos! Flint Dibble reaction" YouTube: youtube.com/live/lVhCpdneK… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3hur2b…

@FlintDibble Is that really 300 tons? Or 30 tons? Or 3 tons? Maybe 300 million tons? Show me the data!

@fakehistoryhunt @FlintDibble Correct, medieval peasants actually invented Old Spice. Few people understand that. But I do as I am a highly trained scentologist.

Although I sort of understand it, I'm still always a bit surprised when people get so upset, angry even, when you have the nerve to tell them medieval people cared about hygiene, bathed, washed and weren't just covered in filth all day throwing mud at each other.

As Governor of Illinois, my oath is to the Constitution of our state and our nation. We don’t have kings in America, and I won’t bend the knee to one.

@billburr You must be in your underwear because I think they are doing a great job😏

Yes, it would’ve been a first down if it wasn’t for the convenient legal motion or the pass interference or the holding or whatever else they can come up with

@krassenstein It’s snowing 😏

BREAKING: Thousands of people are marching in Washington D.C at the People’s March against Trump. They are chanting “we will not go back".

@JohnOSullivan36 @SharonH61312434 @JoJoFromJerz It’s cute when a leftist brings up “tradition.” Even had to put it in quotes 🤣

@SharonH61312434 @JoJoFromJerz not at all Trump won the 24 Election “fair and square,” Kamala Harris conceded. No insurrection in January (which was nice). Trump broke the “tradition.” in 2021 the tradition no longer holds. Sound fair? Or is it only on your terms tradition?

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

@JustinTrudeau They actually need water former Governor, but thanks for the offer 😏

Canada is deploying 60 firefighters to help battle the California wildfires. 🇨🇦🇺🇸

@JustinTrudeau Thank you former Governor of Canada 😏

We’ve got your back, California.

@ConservBlue2020 @GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump Fire Newsom like he fired the Palisades 😏

.@realDonaldTrump, as you prepare to assume the presidency once more, I invite you to come to California. The hundreds of thousands of Americans – displaced from their homes and fearful for the future – deserve to see us all working together in their best interests, not politicizing a human tragedy and spreading disinformation from the sidelines.

@peanutnewz @MELANIAJTRUMP The leader of the free world and the First Lady can play whatever song they feel like 🤷‍♂️

@MELANIAJTRUMP Who the heck plays ymca as a new year song? 😬

BREAKING: Melania Trump debuts her very own YMCA Trump dance at last night Mar-a-Lago NYE celebrations 😂 What a fun night! President Trump and her father, Viktor, by her side. All smiles ❤️

@Jerryeden13 @JBThinkin Harris screwed him. The DNC screwed him. Hollywood screwed him. The Dems screwed him. He’s happy it all collapsed. It’s called schadenfreude. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JBThinkin What the hell is Biden so happy about. You show me a happy loser I’ll show you a loser~Vince Lombardi

There is SO much wrong with this picture, I'm WAY too disgusted and angry to even caption it...feel free if you can stomach it.

@Imagez1 @DefiantWorld When you meet the final Boss in KarenZone 😏

Trump's reaction to this joke got me weak 🤣

@Liz_Cheney But her opponent is “a threat to democracy,” But evidently not so much a threat that you wouldn’t work for him. 😏

Kamala Harris is a radical liberal who would raise taxes, take away guns & health insurance, and explode the size and power of the federal gov’t. She wants to recreate America in the image of what’s happening on the streets of Portland & Seattle. We won’t give her the chance.

MAGA, P.I. 🇺🇸

@mmpadellan Your ex has buyer’s remorse. Have you paid your court ordered support this month?

It's pretty hilarious that the only things I see online about JD Vance are mascara, couch cushions, childless cat lady, and his involvement with Project 2025. And trump wishes it was anything BUT Project 2025. You know Republicans are having severe buyers remorse. 🤣

@deckape_1 Trolling naturally follows a weird lefty obsessed with his dinghy 😏

Seems I’ve triggered the Troll/Bots once again, I must be doing something right. 😉

@CarlitoMonolo @HeidiOCanada Are you also a flat earther?

@FrankSowa1 Just in from the FBI: You’re a liar. This was a 223/5.56 projectile, not a howitzer. Also, this would be “terminal ballistics” and there is no test for that.