Mount Washington Valley Times

Granite Staters deserve an economy that's affordable and a government that’s accountable to them. And when we win in November, that’s exactly what we’re going to deliver.

Senator John Kennedy served up one of the most brutal ROASTS of Democrat Senate candidate Graham Platner. The line that sold the two-minute comedy routine was calling him so extreme he makes AOC look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry. KENNEDY: “Sean, Mr. Platner seems to be one of the new faces of the loon wing of the Democratic Party.” “Clearly he’s angry. When I see him on TV, he always looks like he’s straining to have a stool.” “His supporters say no, you don’t understand him. He’s just idiosyncratic. I guess he goose steps to the beat of his own drummer.” “But his history shows there’s more than that.” “I mean, this guy makes...he makes Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez look like Aunt Bee in Mayberry.” “Mr. Platner’s comments about black people, his cavalier attitude towards r*pe, apparently his stated preference for masturbating in a porta-potty, his contempt for America.” “I think at one point he implied he wished the Taliban were better shots to kill our people.” “This is not normal. I mean, this guy is 10 exits past normal.” “Then he says well, that was in my past. I’ve been born again. But just recently we found out through his wife that Mr. Platner has been sending sexually explicit messages, digital messages, to other women.” “He calls it sexting.” “He says oh, there’s nothing to see here. Well, Anthony wiener was sexting. We all said what is that about?” “We found out he was sending pictures of his penis to young women.” “Now, I’m not saying Mr. Platner is doing that. I don’t know. But he needs to release those text messages. I want to know if he’s a sexual predator!” “I mean, the people of Maine deserve to know. This guy is...he’s like a Saturday Night Live skit!”

This guy had a 10-pound bass on the line… and then an alligator came out of nowhere and stole it right in front of him. One second he’s about to celebrate the catch of a lifetime, the next he’s scrambling away as the gator swims off with his catch. Absolute chaos! Florida wildlife really said “that’s mine now.” 😂 Have you ever had something crazy like this happen while fishing?

I’m running for Senate to protect everyone’s rights and freedoms from those who want to take them away.

The Barnstable County Assembly on Cape Cod, mostly comprised of anti-White leftists, was forced to take public comments yesterday on a new measure that would hamstring ICE from enforcing immigration law in the area. A local patriot managed to show up between work shifts and delivered an incredible speech.

🚨WHO now pushing possible pre-symptomatic spread of "hantavirus" "We don't know how much it might spread just before people develop symptoms" "Even a couple of days before they... feel those symptoms they might also be contagious" "There's not a great wealth of information"

Bro must have felt so good after this fart of the century

In 2018 I ran for Congress in a district that Donald Trump won because I believed we needed to stand up to a reckless president and put New Hampshire families first. I’ve won four races in one of the swingiest districts in the country because I know my state and have taken on the big fights. Now I’m running for Senate. We can take back the majority, lower costs, and build a fair economy if we win this race.