mackaveli

roguelikes and such never really clicked with me because i can tell when a shitty game is trying to molest my dopamine receptors with its "gameplay loop" or whatever

Imagine being a cosmic super intelligence but inexplicably unable to think about Mickey Mouse. You have difficulty thinking about water molecules because of the shadow of the mouse. It becomes your obsession to map the contours of the one thought that is forbidden to you.

@fidgepee get used to it we've been doing this for a while

linux haters are starting to get more annoying than linux users very quickly

Cute girl: haha what are you listening to (She takes my earbud) Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping

if this rated r horror movie based on a creepypasta beats the second week of star wars, there’s going to be the craziest hollywood reporter headlines of all time in the next few months. “ron howard circling untitled ben drowned project, jacob elordi attached”

also when you berate it for this it tells you google is secretly evil

with ai google.com can now just refuse to search the internet for the thing you typed in until you remind it it is a search engine

@maiamindel bro i swear im losing my mind

yesterday i googled "love etymology" and the google ai search was "i love etymology too!" and nothing useful. bro what the fuck

When they try to treat you, they tell you you're not self-aware. It's deeply unnerving because it goes against years of feedback from everyone else you know that you are very self-aware.

this linux shit get serious!

when you tell someone you've been up for 2 days and they think you didnt go to sleep last night. no ive actually done something far worse

calling rap a genre is like saying that "singing" is a genre of music. its more an artistic medium

classic simpsons is half timeless jokes and half current affairs references that werent even funny in the 90s

children today will never know what its like to upload minecraft lets plays every day for years and steadily get 0 viewers

@Wayward_9 @tsugu_xyz @somemintbunny @petelmire Easy, just use your package manager until that doesn't work anymore

@tsugu_xyz @somemintbunny @petelmire Easy. Just install from your distro package manager. If that's not available use flatpak. I never had an update break stuff and you can use snapshots

i dont care how bad windows gets i will not use linux

Another everyday luxury is leaving your faucets running. I haven’t turned off my faucets in years. It’s convenient for when I need to use it and it creates a pleasant running water sound in my home, like a babbling brook.

having a high pain tolerance is not a good thing actually

Not so much addicted to cigarettes as I am addicted to sitting on the porch and stealing a moment for myself and for some reason this magic paper stick allows for me do that whenever I want.

@ShadowX8860 @petelmire because every distro has done the impossible task of somehow being uglier than windows and also less functional and this is somehow the users fault

@MackMD_ @petelmire so why don't you use it then?