mackaveli

when you tell someone you've been up for 2 days and they think you didnt go to sleep last night. no ive actually done something far worse

calling rap a genre is like saying that "singing" is a genre of music. its more an artistic medium

classic simpsons is half timeless jokes and half current affairs references that werent even funny in the 90s

children today will never know what its like to upload minecraft lets plays every day for years and steadily get 0 viewers

@Wayward_9 @tsugu_xyz @somemintbunny @petelmire Easy, just use your package manager until that doesn't work anymore

@tsugu_xyz @somemintbunny @petelmire Easy. Just install from your distro package manager. If that's not available use flatpak. I never had an update break stuff and you can use snapshots

i dont care how bad windows gets i will not use linux

Another everyday luxury is leaving your faucets running. I haven’t turned off my faucets in years. It’s convenient for when I need to use it and it creates a pleasant running water sound in my home, like a babbling brook.

having a high pain tolerance is not a good thing actually

Not so much addicted to cigarettes as I am addicted to sitting on the porch and stealing a moment for myself and for some reason this magic paper stick allows for me do that whenever I want.

@ShadowX8860 @petelmire because every distro has done the impossible task of somehow being uglier than windows and also less functional and this is somehow the users fault

@MackMD_ @petelmire so why don't you use it then?

@KamiHomuraAkemi @basilries it is not actually

@basilries Mostly because it's hard to convey them through text.

@basilries All sarcasm must be taken completely seriously and everyone who is ironic must go to prison. While actual serious shit is not that deep and you need to learn how to take a joke and stop being so chronically online.

if you read about people’s money experiences on here it completely scrambles your brain. “i make 200k a year and i’m basically broke”, okay. “i feed my family of 7 on a dollar a day”. okay. “cabbages are $12”. sounds legit. “i buy 900 eggs at aldi for a quarter”. that makes sense

@wowzers2059939 @DVD4SELL @trunkedupwards sorry bro didnt think about this one before i sent it, i concede

@MackMD_ @DVD4SELL @trunkedupwards Based to take his kid on a Jew propaganda tour at 10 years old?

oh you guys really eat this shit up huh

im nostalgic for old apple… the amount of polish that went into their products… even if they were totally stupid.. atleast they worked better than today… it makes me feel warm watching steve jobs make lame jokes…

Watching creatives try to force the Kanye “god complex” personality with nothing to show for it yet is just funny, that man was 4 classic albums deep before he started doing that.

you guys are being reply guys wrong youre supposed to agree with the post

Audiobooks aren't reading, by definition. Reading tweets is reading though. If you stacked tweets together I read probably a thousand novels are year. And if you converted these novels into a drinkable substance I would be drinking a thousand poisons a year probably.