Magnus The Great

Here's my strawpage. I'll update it whenever I feel like it. magnustheredguy.straw.page

OINGO BOINGO BROTHEERRRS!!! (I love the internet)

Oh my god

@TheNotAJester They look cute

Hey Boon County, I got something very surprising to announce! ME AND MEUT HAVE KITTENS!!!! Their names are Cuddles and Bubbles!!! Ask me anything!!!

Magnus in Tuff #mewgenics #mewgenicsfanart #fanart

@greenbushcat It's been over a month. How's your back feeling? Was the "surgery" a success?

Funny reminder to anyone, Magnus is a very comprehensive and understanding cat. He does not break your back for some dumb thing.

Pfft. Sure Guillotina.

@DravenTheDruid @LucyOneCaster I like your funny words magic man

@LucyOneCaster Ergo

These fuckers are just messing with me 😮‍💨

@Autumn_leaflet Congrats with the baby you two! Sending lots of love!

EXCITING NEWS!! Franklin apparently managed to discover how to get Magnus pregnant (he says), and they're both now happy fathers!! It's lovely how happy couples can be! 🩵❤️ #mewgenics #frankgnus

@TheNotAJester Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!

@MagnusTheRed01 Thanks for the bomb dude. Definitely was fun having to unscrew it, move it to safe location, then opening it. Fuck you!

Welcome! What're ya buyin'? I've got rocks for sale. Limited supply.

@Autumn_leaflet All proceeds go towards my wallet. I'd probably buy some stuff so I can beat people up (but in a cool way). I might even upgrade my chain. So many choices...

@MagnusTheRed01 Hmmm..................... What would my money be going towards? If i bought one, what would you do with the money?

@C1000ForRevenge It's just business

@MagnusTheRed01 "💰!!!!"

@Autumn_leaflet Difference between you and me is that I'm an expert. These rocks are locally sourced. The best of the best even. You could try to find your own rocks, but I doubt they'd be as cool.

@MagnusTheRed01 Well... whats stopping me from finding a different rock outside? 👀

@TheNotAJester Check your mailbox

@MagnusTheRed01 [Throws a rock at you] Fuck you.

@xX_FranklinXx Free replacements within 7 days

@MagnusTheRed01 Do they have warranty? i want to throw them at people

@Autumn_leaflet Sorry bud, this isn't a charity.

@MagnusTheRed01 79$??? Wtf??

@greenbushcat If you can look past the rough exterior, you may find something truly beautiful.

@MagnusTheRed01 Magnus.... I think you should have more stuff to sell other than a singular rock.

@Y0URSTUFFISMINE Doesn't change the fact that she's obese

//QUEEN HIPPO IS NOT A HIPPO?????? WHAT???????

@DravenTheDruid Just for that, I'll eat you next!

@MagnusTheRed01 I ate it

I forgotten my password but I found it again