The Jester

946 posts

The Jester banner
The Jester

The Jester

@TheNotAJester

immortal asshole // Ran by @AmYokikoki // Tell me if I went to far, it's hard for me to tell on my own

Katılım Nisan 2026
89 Takip Edilen65 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
// The Jester's ref
The Jester tweet media
English
2
0
11
505
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Well, I am the only one with a fur pattern! But we should probably just let them sleep.
English
1
0
0
11
Dack (Vampire Event!)
Dack (Vampire Event!)@DackThief·
@TheNotAJester Shut it. Jester. I’m not in the mood to deal with your stupid ass. Get your bitchless ass outta my posts //HE DOESNT KNOW 🥹
English
1
0
2
38
Dack (Vampire Event!)
Dack (Vampire Event!)@DackThief·
I’m BAAAAAACK!!! Thanks to marshmallow reviving me! I’ll have to pay her back some day… But she did leave a note for me to read to everyone.. and poll it.?? “Should I make my own twitter account or should I stay out of this?”
English
1
0
5
75
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats [They purr. Leaning their head against Meut while looking at the kittens]
English
1
0
1
35
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats I will be the best maman chat bouffon these kittens will ever have!
English
1
0
1
35
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Yeah, nice isn't it dear? And you're with me..but you have to promise me another thing, be a good parent for these petits chatons with me okay?"
English
1
0
1
136
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Heh, can’t believe I went from homeless to living in the most pompous place in town!
English
1
0
1
48
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Ehh, flowers demolished all of that in a sense, the owner of the community has to answer to her now, so she bent the rules a little, youd be surprised how calmer flowers is now"
English
1
0
1
209
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Oh good! I wasn't entirely sure if I was like, actually allowed in here, considering the rules of Paradise or whatever!
English
1
0
1
30
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Uhhm, obviously dear.." [He lays down, licking jester as the twins seem to fall asleep] "Not how I expected my night to go but..who am I to complain eh?"
English
1
0
1
126
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats [She kisses back] I won't! I promise! ... Is it fine if I stick around?
English
1
0
1
29
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "..actually, no, lets..keep them a secret for now..and then we can share them, you HAVE to make sure you don't spew it out accidentally on the internet this time though, or I sware to god I'll find a way to kill kill you! Now come here..." [He gives jester a few kisses]
English
1
0
1
66
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Are you sureeee you want me revealing that to the whole world?
English
1
0
0
18
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Ugh..can you do that..I don't need a million notifications right now..I just..want to relax with these little guys..hah, even if they are a surprise there adorable.."
English
1
0
1
19
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats I mean, it's gonna happen eventually! So it's either you rip the bandaid off now or let it rot!
English
1
0
1
22
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "..how do we keep these two a secret? Dear, I love you but..like, do we really need poeple knowing you..accidentally gave is children!?" [He puts the blanket on the twins and sighs, hugging jester gently again]
English
1
0
1
26
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats [They return with a blanket] Hmm? What about Flowers? [They put the blanket over the 2 kittens]
English
1
0
0
33
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester [Meut sighs, snuggling his head gently onto the twins, to at least they have some sort of warmth] "Oh god what is pesta gonna think...whats flowers gonna think..!?" [He mumbles]
English
1
0
1
24
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats [They quickly clean up the chalk before more kittens get summoned] Yep! Will do!
English
1
0
1
29
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Just check everywhere im sure there's one somewhere dear!" [He groans, looking at the twins...he starts to clean them]
English
1
0
1
26
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Could you tell me where one is? I haven't been here to long? [The garage lights up] OH GOD PLEASE NO MORE [He teleports in]
English
1
0
1
29
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Yeah, you should do that, it'll make things easier.." [Meut gently jumps onto the couch, setting the twins onto it, they both meow, meut smiles and lays down, holding them close to his fur so they can get warm]
English
1
0
1
46
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats definitely... Actually, do you know where a blanket is? I could probably just teleport to get it!
English
1
0
1
33
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Huh? An invisible wall? Okay I didn't place that, geez these kids are gonna really do a number on us.."
English
1
0
1
30
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats Will do! [They follow behind, when they bonk their head on nothing] Ow.
English
1
0
0
26
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Yeah..here, let's uh, get them in the house house, I'll put them on the couch can you like get a blanket?" [He gently grabs both by the scruff and starts walking back to the living room]
English
1
0
1
35
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats I have no clue. And if they do have, I hope they got whatever you have. I wonder what Cuddles got then, I hope it's my shadow stuff!
English
1
0
0
31
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Okay one it was a cheasy pun two I think they got your powers..or whatever..so if there our kids, does that mean...ya know...they got...our curses too?"
English
1
0
1
33
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats No that was me. My pun couldn't have been that bad. [They noticed Bubbles teleport] Wh- how? How did they do that?
English
1
0
0
29
The Jester
The Jester@TheNotAJester·
@Uppertowncats So, you could say they want Cuddles! [They summon 2 snares and a cymbol behind themself, dropping them 1 after another] "moww"
English
1
0
0
33
Uppertowncats| WTP
Uppertowncats| WTP@Uppertowncats·
@TheNotAJester "Mm,.he's more bubbly if anything, look at him he's praticly beaming, I feel like he should be bubbles.." [Bubbles meows in approval] "And the one in your arms..she? She's been trying to cuddle up into your fur fur the last 2 minutes"
English
1
0
2
87