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The Jester
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The Jester
@TheNotAJester
immortal asshole // Ran by @AmYokikoki // Tell me if I went to far, it's hard for me to tell on my own
Katılım Nisan 2026
89 Takip Edilen65 Takipçiler

@TheNotAJester "Yeah..good idea.."
[Meut closes his eyes and rests]
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@Uppertowncats Well, I am the only one with a fur pattern! But we should probably just let them sleep.
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@TheNotAJester "Both of them kinda have your fur patterns..its cute.."
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@TheNotAJester Shut it. Jester. I’m not in the mood to deal with your stupid ass. Get your bitchless ass outta my posts
//HE DOESNT KNOW 🥹
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@Uppertowncats [They purr. Leaning their head against Meut while looking at the kittens]
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@TheNotAJester "Hah, good good.."
[Meut purrs gently and nuzzles jester]
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@Uppertowncats I will be the best maman chat bouffon these kittens will ever have!
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@TheNotAJester "Yeah, nice isn't it dear? And you're with me..but you have to promise me another thing, be a good parent for these petits chatons with me okay?"
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@Uppertowncats Heh, can’t believe I went from homeless to living in the most pompous place in town!
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@TheNotAJester "Ehh, flowers demolished all of that in a sense, the owner of the community has to answer to her now, so she bent the rules a little, youd be surprised how calmer flowers is now"
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@Uppertowncats Oh good! I wasn't entirely sure if I was like, actually allowed in here, considering the rules of Paradise or whatever!
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@TheNotAJester "Uhhm, obviously dear.."
[He lays down, licking jester as the twins seem to fall asleep]
"Not how I expected my night to go but..who am I to complain eh?"
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@Uppertowncats [She kisses back]
I won't! I promise!
... Is it fine if I stick around?
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@TheNotAJester "..actually, no, lets..keep them a secret for now..and then we can share them, you HAVE to make sure you don't spew it out accidentally on the internet this time though, or I sware to god I'll find a way to kill kill you! Now come here..."
[He gives jester a few kisses]
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@Uppertowncats Are you sureeee you want me revealing that to the whole world?
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@TheNotAJester "Ugh..can you do that..I don't need a million notifications right now..I just..want to relax with these little guys..hah, even if they are a surprise there adorable.."
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@Uppertowncats I mean, it's gonna happen eventually! So it's either you rip the bandaid off now or let it rot!
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@TheNotAJester "..how do we keep these two a secret? Dear, I love you but..like, do we really need poeple knowing you..accidentally gave is children!?"
[He puts the blanket on the twins and sighs, hugging jester gently again]
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@Uppertowncats [They return with a blanket]
Hmm? What about Flowers?
[They put the blanket over the 2 kittens]
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@TheNotAJester [Meut sighs, snuggling his head gently onto the twins, to at least they have some sort of warmth]
"Oh god what is pesta gonna think...whats flowers gonna think..!?"
[He mumbles]
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@Uppertowncats [They quickly clean up the chalk before more kittens get summoned]
Yep! Will do!
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@TheNotAJester "Just check everywhere im sure there's one somewhere dear!"
[He groans, looking at the twins...he starts to clean them]
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@Uppertowncats Could you tell me where one is? I haven't been here to long?
[The garage lights up]
OH GOD PLEASE NO MORE
[He teleports in]
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@TheNotAJester "Yeah, you should do that, it'll make things easier.."
[Meut gently jumps onto the couch, setting the twins onto it, they both meow, meut smiles and lays down, holding them close to his fur so they can get warm]
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@Uppertowncats definitely...
Actually, do you know where a blanket is? I could probably just teleport to get it!
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@TheNotAJester "Huh? An invisible wall? Okay I didn't place that, geez these kids are gonna really do a number on us.."
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@Uppertowncats Will do!
[They follow behind, when they bonk their head on nothing]
Ow.
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@TheNotAJester "Yeah..here, let's uh, get them in the house house, I'll put them on the couch can you like get a blanket?"
[He gently grabs both by the scruff and starts walking back to the living room]
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@Uppertowncats I have no clue. And if they do have, I hope they got whatever you have.
I wonder what Cuddles got then, I hope it's my shadow stuff!
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@TheNotAJester "Okay one it was a cheasy pun two I think they got your powers..or whatever..so if there our kids, does that mean...ya know...they got...our curses too?"
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@Uppertowncats No that was me. My pun couldn't have been that bad.
[They noticed Bubbles teleport]
Wh- how? How did they do that?
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@TheNotAJester "...was that you??"
[Bubbles teleports like..infront of meut]
"...oh-!"
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@Uppertowncats So, you could say they want Cuddles!
[They summon 2 snares and a cymbol behind themself, dropping them 1 after another]
"moww"
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@TheNotAJester "Mm,.he's more bubbly if anything, look at him he's praticly beaming, I feel like he should be bubbles.."
[Bubbles meows in approval]
"And the one in your arms..she? She's been trying to cuddle up into your fur fur the last 2 minutes"
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