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Me: Conspiracies are so stupid "What if ancient Greek sculptures were just Medusa's victims?" Me:

@Goodstar_82 An early goal, eh?

Ugarte better have the game of his life or our midfield is going to get overrun tonight! Need an early goal to settle the nerves after almost a month not playing #Mufc 🔴

@Olivertree 'All you ever wanted' and every single other release, album, deep cut and "before he was Oliver Tree" of on this playlist. Nearly 8 hours of tracks? open.spotify.com/playlist/07vpH…

@atomicmassgames Here are mine. I've preserved with them and now embrace the soon-to-be Sentinel Meta!

The Sentinels are out in force, and we want to see your painted versions. Whether you leaned into battle damage, glowing effects, or clean armor lines, these towering machines offer a bold canvas. Share your take with us. ow.ly/Fu4550YBVIS

@Olivertree Drown your sorrows with this playlist. It's got stuff in there from before he was 'Oliver Tree' open.spotify.com/playlist/07vpH…

@BBCMOTD Lolno

Andre Onana reportedly wants to re-establish himself as Man Utd's no.1 when his loan spell at Trabzonspor comes to an end. More gossip 👉 bbc.in/4cazgbV

The flooffy hair guy remains relevant for a bit longer it seems...

@LeonhartYT @Pokemon

30 years of @Pokemon My favorite Pokemon is Squirtle! What's yours? #ad #squirtlesquad #Pokemon30

@LegacySiu Di Maria

Guess the player Very Hard

@hungsolo @SamWitwer

@SamWitwer Who’s that guy on the back platform?

So it begins... April 6. #MaulShadowLord

@hungsolo @SamWitwer I suspect 4th Sister as this is Shatterpoint and all the other inquisitors are there

@BBCMOTD Yeah because Prem is locked behind 1,538 different subscriptions... 👀

‘The most watched sports league between 16-28 year-olds in the country’ 📈 Baller League CEO and co-founder Felix Starck on the league’s popularity compared with the Premier League.

@Goodstar_82 @premierleague This honestly softens the blow of how crap we've been in recent times.

Is this Liverpool team the worst defending champions we’ve seen in the premier league? Leicester don’t count as they sold half their team & didn’t spend 400 million on new recruits!! #Liverpool @premierleague

I would actually shit my pants laughing if this was actually our line up. I'm hoping it is just so Slot has another whinge. "tHEy USUalLy plAY THeir KeEPeR in GOaL" #ManUnited

GET IT IN THE CORNER, LADS! #LIVMUN

Right, which one of you is the reason the caps are now attached to the bottle? Who was throwing caps away separately? You've made drinking a two handed ordeal now. You're the reason we can't have nice things and you should be ashamed of yourself

@ManUtd None, because they're expensive as fuck

Which United shirt are you going for this season? 👕

@FabrizioRomano Best club in the world? City aren't even the best club in Manchester

🔵⚪️ Gigio Donnarumma: “Manchester City is the best club in the world”. “To be wanted so strongly by the best club in the world makes me proud, but also very emotional and happy”.

To @JamesGunn, I appreciate you'll never see this, but thank you for making a Superman film I'm legitimately excited to show my daughters

Maybe the real David Corenswet is the friends we made along the Superman

chi doesn’t exist