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Se unió Kasım 2010
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Zarah Sultana MP
Zarah Sultana MP@zarahsultana·
Stop selling arms to Israel then.
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer

Today @AngelaRayner and I met members of the Palestinian community in the UK who have lost loved ones in Gaza, alongside Dr Husam Zomlot, Head of the Palestinian mission to the UK. I am humbled by their immeasurable grief. This horrific suffering must end, there must be an immediate ceasefire, and Israel must let unrestricted aid into Gaza now.

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bob mortimer
bob mortimer@RealBobMortimer·
Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.
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Tiberius
Tiberius@tiberiusfiles·
Hang it in the Louvre
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George Wallace
George Wallace@MrGeorgeWallace·
You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.
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Mondo Mascots
Mondo Mascots@mondomascots·
Today I ran into the surreal and mysterious Okazaemon, a mascot for Okazaki city, who has 岡 (Oka) on his face and 崎 (Zaki) on his chest. He likes jazz, contemporary art, and black magic.
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I’m working on my novel Is a much more impressive way of describing sitting at home reading a book
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@nicksplodge @badwool9 Take the funiculaire up the hill to the cathedral, great view, then roll down through the old town, carafe of beaujolais by the river, class
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Roy@badwool9·
Anyone been to Lyon? Going soon. What shall I do?
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@nicksplodge Could do with some stickers
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@nicksplodge Cheers ‘Nicky Wicky’
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Frankie Boyle Updates
Frankie Boyle Updates@frankieboyle·
Cabinet should be held in a different crumbling school every day until it’s sorted out, give our politics a nice, tense Jenga feel
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@JohnnyMercerUK Johnny Johnny Johnny OUT OUT OUT
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Johnny Mercer
Johnny Mercer@JohnnyMercerUK·
Bit different to your intro in May saying what an “honour” and a “privilege” it was to meet me after you and your friends read my book in training. I’m sorry you feel nothing has changed for veterans after my efforts. I look forward to hearing your plans. theguardian.com/politics/2023/…
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Boomhauer@_Boomhauer·
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@nicksplodge That’s happened to the best of us It’s also why I don’t have a license
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nicksplodge 🇺🇦@nicksplodge·
I was just backing the lorry up to this wall, when everything went... a bit... err, bendy 🤪
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Just standing there Without a chair in the world
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Mondo Mascots
Mondo Mascots@mondomascots·
Morio-kun is a vampire bat who promotes paying taxes by direct debit in Chiba, Japan. (He uses direct debit because he’s nocturnal and can’t get to the bank in the daytime.)
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