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@curraheevet @jasonb_HBNY @Sean_Zak You're forgetting one thing. He's rich as fuck. His lawyers probably already have dirt on the poor Assistant State Attorney trying the case. They'll eat the poor kid alive. Charges don't stick to rich people. Worst case is plea deal to reckless driving.

@MeLikeRetards @jasonb_HBNY @Sean_Zak Not in FL. Refusing is admission. Plus, they had a reasonable suspicion. He's been arrested before for DUI, he rolled a vehicle, and he had pills in his pocket. All lead to an articulable and reasonable suspicion. lol.

Tiger Woods DUI police report released today: - Woods says he glanced at his phone when car ahead slowed down - Officers observed Woods as lethargic, slow and 'sweating profusely' - two white pills in his pocket (Hydrocodone) - eyes were bloodshot, glassy and 'extremely dilated'

@BYurkovich @jasonb_HBNY @Sean_Zak I'm not sure man. He's rich, not just fancy car rich but like private island, pedophile ring rich. Those people never face the law. His lawyers probably already have the game plan drawn up. Worst he'll get is plead down to reckless driving or similar.

@MeLikeRetards @jasonb_HBNY @Sean_Zak He will not get off the DUI. Bank on it

@jasonb_HBNY @Sean_Zak Legally - None, he'll get off any charges. Allegedly - Drug addict with history of DUI flips vehicle, has pills in his pocket and refuses urine sample. Homie was higher than a mofo.

@Sean_Zak So where is the evidence of DUI?

@dpakman But what about Biden, Kamala, Obama, AOC, Hillary, immigrants and gays. Loud noises.

Gas is back above $4/gallon for the first time in years. Trump caused it, along with economic chaos and no clear strategy. The most fair consequence is for them to lose everything in November.

@EdKrassen But what about Biden, Kamala, Barack Hussein, Hillarys emails, AOC, the immigrants and the gays?

BREAKING: The average price of a gallon of gas in America just passed $4.00. It’s now $4.01 per gallon. Thank you Donald Trump!!

@PauloCe22870148 @ICanAddUp @RestrictedDaily So you wouldn't say Republic of Ireland is an island nation? Interesting.

@ICanAddUp @RestrictedDaily The way I think: if a nation has land borders, it is not an "island nation". Are Haiti and Domenican Republic "island nations"?

Time for Final Jeopardy… where I go from genius to idiot in about 12 seconds.

@ChrisKartalia @Cackalacman Homie, he's crashed 3 cars now (2009, 2021, 2026) and got a DUI in 2017. He was also banging cocktail waitresses 2 at a time while is wife was at home with the kids. You think that's not an indictment of his character?

@Cackalacman His “best buds” Barkley and Jordan are degenerates. He’s had a million surgeries, is on pain meds, and crashed his car. Why is that an indictment of his entire character?

In many ways I feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Then many I don’t. He’s not a great person. It’s pretty documented. He was an insanely gifted golfer. Maybe the most gifted we’ve ever seen. He lived his life in private by design as much as he could. That sheltered him. He’s a socially awkward human. He doesn’t like being out there as an athlete like others. The shutting off from society that he does really isolates himself as well. His Father dying was his straw. He never came back. He knows he has a problem. He can’t not know that. He’s without doubt in daily pain. Hurting chronically has to be psychologically taxing. I pray I’m never there. He refuses to turn to anybody for help. Likely to maintain his privacy. The ones around him fear losing their job/relationship if they dare say anything to him. See Charles Barkley and Jordan and others in 2009. He completely alienated his best buds to go into isolation and deal with his stuff internally. You can only internalize problems for so long. He’s done it 2 decades maybe his whole life. It’s just wild that a man with the resources he has continues to find himself in these positions and circumstances. It’s truly sad one of the most iconic human beings to ever entertain the masses is where he is with his life. While it’s easy to take shots and he’s earned them. It’s his fault. I just can’t bring myself to do it. He’s got kids. They love him and they are not sheltered from their father’s problems. I’m really really sad for the guy. I’m really sad as a dad for his kids.

@ripblackmamba @greendragonhq 'Meanwhile, Trump 2.0 is already delivering results.' This is the type of retardation I come here for.

This chart is pure cherry-picked nonsense designed to dunk on Trump while ignoring reality. The guy inherited a solid economy from Obama, who had anemic growth himself, and delivered pre-COVID growth averaging around 2.5 to 3 percent with record-low unemployment, booming wages for working-class Americans especially minorities, energy independence, and the strongest stock market in years. Then a once-in-a-century global pandemic hit in 2020, shutting down the entire world economy, and suddenly the full-term average tanks because of that exogenous shock. Blame a virus, not the president who pushed Operation Warp Speed to get vaccines out in record time and signed massive relief to keep businesses and families afloat. Every serious analysis shows Trump's first three years were solid, not the worst ever. Presidents do not magically control quarterly GDP like a video game. Global events, Congress, the Fed, and momentum from the prior admin matter way more. Now look at those top performers like LBJ and Truman. Massive government spending spikes, post-World War II recovery tailwinds, or Vietnam War escalation inflating numbers. Kennedy benefited from early 1960s boom conditions. Democrats love big spending that juices short-term stats, but it does not mean sustainable prosperity. Meanwhile, Trump 2.0 is already delivering results with strong quarterly rebounds, focus on deregulation, energy dominance, and America First policies that prioritize actual growth over endless handouts and open borders dragging down wages. The left's Republicans bad for economy line has been debunked by real metrics like jobs, border security, inflation under control pre-COVID, and no new wars. Cry harder with your selective bar chart. Trump is delivering for the forgotten man again, and the numbers, real ones not partisan spin, will prove it. MAGA economy beats legacy media cope.

Donald Trump has the slowest GDP growth of any President in the last 100 years. The top three are Democrats. 6 out of the bottom 8 are Republicans. But yeah, Republicans are good for the economy!

@jcp21158 @krassenstein Biden Derangement Syndrome.

@krassenstein And we know that Joe Biden couldn't, even 50 years ago. lol

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were. FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test: You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud: 100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 → This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.

@mark_l30741 @Acyn Don't be mean to Dear Leader or try to have any different views than Dear Leader.

@Acyn I think if you don’t start trouble with President Trump he won’t start with you

Taylor: The day that I decided to quit that administration was the day when a mentor of mine from capitol hill had died. His name was John McCain. The flags were at half staff around the country, and the president was trying to call us in Australia on the other side of the world, to say, not put out a statement in honor of John McCain, but to say, raise the flags back up. I don't care if you agreed with John McCain or disagreed. It didn't matter like Bob Mueller, he served this country in uniform. He was a sitting united States senator. He deserved to be honored with the flags at half staff—for the president of the United States to be so petty, so small and petty, to tell us to raise the flags back up in an act of active dishonor, tells you everything you need to know about that man and his lack of integrity and character.

@lovelatinamamis All hail Dear Leader. All praise Dear Leader.

@MeLikeRetards Self love is important

🚨 I COOKED a Trump Official TO HIS FACE on CNN

@lovelatinamamis I love retardation.

@MeLikeRetards “Obama good, Trump bad”

@lovelatinamamis Full retard, no brakes. This is exactly what I come here for.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr Geeeee no shit. But that’s the standard was set. Your guy set the standard, he is just doing what Obama does. But bc it’s Trump, it’s an issue. He is playing the game w the rules your ppl set, and it’s a problem? Why bc he isn’t Paul Ryan? Like GTFOH moron

@lovelatinamamis @adammocklerr Obama hasnt been President since Jan 2017. Dear Leader is Presdient now. See the difference. Don't forget to sprinkle in the Hillary, Biden too.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr No you can criticize Trump for sure. But you’re not criticizing your patron saint Obama, he set the rules

@lovelatinamamis @adammocklerr "I'm not allowed to criticize Dear Leader so I will deflect to Biden, Obama, Hillary." A little retardation is ok but never full retarsdation.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr “It’s okay when our guys does something, but when ur guy does something he is like literally Hitler, then if you compare the two you’re retarded”

@lovelatinamamis @adammocklerr Good, now you're really getting it out. Full retard, no brakes.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr Obama created the cages and put children in them, media silent. TRUMP does it and he is Hitler?

@lovelatinamamis @adammocklerr Full retard, no brakes. I like it. Obama, Hillary, AOC, immigrants all bad. Don't criticise Dear Leader.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr Wouldn’t say it’s a deflection of any sorts. It’s calling out the clear hypocrisy the democrats have. Obama/biden do or say something it’s fine, Trump does the exact same thing it’s tyrannical, normal call them out and it’s “deflection” ?

@lovelatinamamis @adammocklerr You're close to getting it. Any time someone critices Trump the deflection goes to Biden, Kamala, Obama, Hillary, AOC, immigrants etc.. I was just helping you make a point.

@MeLikeRetards @adammocklerr What does any f that have to do w what I said “lemme make an argument about something totally different”

@DonSoloway Geopolitical adversaries, conflict. Very similar to NK or China. Look at this stupid person who didn't even realize there was a war. How could Obama start a war if there is already a war?

@MeLikeRetards What do you call it? Numerous attacks and deaths, then we fight back. Ongoing threats of attacking us. What do you call it?

STARTED WARS Trump✔️ Biden❌ Obama❌ TRIPLED THE DEFICIT Trump✔️ Biden❌ Obama❌ CRASHED THE MARKETS Trump✔️ Biden❌ Obama❌ SOLD SHOES & CRYPTO Trump✔️ Biden❌ Obama❌ ALL OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES Trump✔️ Biden❌ Obama❌ NEVER LOST A GENERAL ELECTION Trump❌ Biden✔️ Obama✔️

@TheSCIF Guys don't forget to also blame Biden, Hillary, AOC, immigrants and gays. It should be a winning strategy for the mid terms.

A man using a different name... Swore on a Bible he doesn't believe in... And betrayed a country he wasn't born in. All roads lead to OBAMA. It's time for military tribunals.