Captain Marvelous

@stephycha When I was 19, a nice 37-year-old man invited me on a racquetball date. In conversation, I mentioned my age. He looked shocked, packed up the gear, and took me home. I never heard from him again. I was a semi-grown woman, but too young for him. Real men don't date children.

@MysterySolvents The Jackass and the Rabbit.

What is the title of this children’s book?

@rshereme @RealeNikki What decent parents would let their children anywhere near Demented Donnie?

Trump to children: “And Biden used an autopen — he was so incapacitated that he couldn’t even sign himself.” What a morally deprived man. To use children for his verbal vengeance is just the lowest you can go.

@elia_mafhh @Needle_of_Arya Victor, when he got the assignment:

Detroit reporter Victor Williams was out covering free skateboarding lessons at Chandler Skatepark when he unexpectedly jumped on a board and kept delivering his live report while cruising through the park. The anchors in the studio and viewers at home were completely caught off guard by his smooth moves, turning a simple community story into a legendary viral TV moment.

@usedgov The entire misadministration appears to be run by white, male 14 year olds. No offense to actual 14 year olds, who are supposed to be immature.

Under President Trump, DEI is DEAD! ed.gov/about/news/pre…

@Athena3221 @usedgov What is DEI?

@usedgov They just rename it to something other than DEI. Please note, DEI is horrible and discriminatory, and should be done with.

@Acyn @ecp408 He's insane.

Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.

@BillClinton @NASA @astro_reid @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Christina @Astro_Jeremy Thank you for issuing a statement that the current idiot in the White House would never think to do.

Congratulations to Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen for traveling farther from Earth than any human beings in history; you make the rest of us proud! @NASA and their partners have always pushed the bounds of scientific discovery and today is no different. A momentous day for humankind! Safe travels, Artemis II. @NASAArtemis 📸: Commander Reid Wiseman

@atrupar "You know what's a war crime? Allowing a sick country with demented leadership to have a nuclear weapon..." Donnie Dumbazz is talking about himself again.

Q: What do you say to those who say hitting power plants could be a war crime? TRUMP: I'm not worried about it. You know what's a war crime? Allowing a sick country with demented leadership to have a nuclear weapon. If I allowed that to happen like 7 other presidents did -- you know, many of them are saying off the record and behind the scenes they should've done this a long time ago. Every one of those presidents should've done it and actually, as you know, off the record, they're doing it off the record because they haven't got the courage to say it -- those presidents are giving me a lot of credit. This should've been done by Obama, Clinton, the Bushes.

@Acyn I swear Kegbreath thinks he's the star of an action movie. He has no idea of the import of his position. His entire way of speaking reveals a doofus in over his head.

Hegseth: One downed airmen evaded capture for more than a day, scaling, rugged ridges while hunted by the enemy. When he was finally able to activate his emergency transponder, his first message was simple: God is good Shot down on Good Friday. Flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday. A pilot reborn, all home and accounted for, a nation rejoicing. God is good

@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 @DatumMark He did it with white male points.

@Me_Marvelously @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 @DatumMark Hegseth was accepted to West Point but instead went to Princeton. So suddenly Ivy League matters? Oh, and he did it as a white male without DEI points.

Under President Trump, the federal workforce has been reduced to its smallest level since 1966 — the lowest share of the total labor force in over a century.

@PeterBell7 @KellyLMcCarty

@KellyLMcCarty More to the point .. who’s the guy looking for the pool ?

This woman is a lunatic. Why is she on Fox News?

@ru23052 @HQNewsNow Trump could pay for it 3X over by eliminating the fraud in his family and cabinet.

@HQNewsNow Trump could pay for it 3X over by eliminating the fraud in blue states starting with MN, CA, ME and IL.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement $100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated) $1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection $2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds $90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated) $3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research $297 million - NASA technology innovation programs $1.1 billion - International Space Station operations $143 million - STEM education programs $309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs $170 million - Small Business Administration operations $158 million - Loans for small businesses

@mmpadellan @CarolSt78497876 Watch his body language whenever he speaks; even better on mute. He looks like an over-gesticulating cartoon character. You are so right. He is in way over his head. He has no idea what he's doing and thinks yelling and denying people deserved promotions makes him look tough.

Have you ever seen a more unbalanced, unhinged, emotionally UNSTABLE person leading the Pentagon, especially during war times? I haven't. Yelling at the press for using trump's OWN words. Hegseth is in over his head. Impeach him, before he costs more American lives.

@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 @DatumMark She later earned her Juris Doctor, cum laude, from Harvard Law School...where she was a supervising editor of the Harvard Law Review. 2/2

@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 @DatumMark From a simple search: Ketanji Brown Jackson is a highly educated U.S. Supreme Court Justice who graduated magna cum laude from Harvard University in 1992 with a Bachelor of Arts in Government. 1/

@cigarsmeatsex @djt90b @JamesTate121 Please explain the "dumb legal argument."

@Me_Marvelously @djt90b @JamesTate121 Haha! A dumb “legal argument” is open to ridicule.

Kentanji Brown Jackson is too good for this court. I don’t have a transcript yet but she basically asked: “Didn’t they put birthright citizenship in the constitution in order to avoid this type of debate over who gets to claim a domicile?” And Sauer just stuttered. And then Sonia Sotomayor comes in with the “doesn’t this open the door to the government withdrawing citizenship from people who were born here?” More stuttering.

@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 @DatumMark Also: americanbar.org/news/abanews/a…

@DeztroReal @Darkdeedfiles @RapidResponse47 See @DatumMark responses. Plus, McMahon was a big donor to Donnie Dumbazz. Kash constantly praised Donnie Dumbazz on his little podcast. Donnie Dumbazz said Kegbreath looks like he's from "central casting." (Hired for his looks.) Their "qualifications" are mediocre.

@NikeNorthAmeric @kilroy1067 @sizzle_sarah

@Me_Marvelously @kilroy1067 @sizzle_sarah Disrespecting our lord and savior Donald J Trump

The White House sought $152 million to return the former Alcatraz prison island to active duty. I think it’s a great idea. Don’t you? 😌

@Razorback53G @sizzle_sarah Rioters pissed and shit in the Capitol because sore loser Donnie Dumbazz told them to "fight like hell." But, Obama's the insurrectionist. You people.

@sizzle_sarah Perfect, and the insurrectionist Obama can be the first inmate!