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@SurreyPolice You are absolute fucking scum, DISGUSTING. You’ve sent the footage, you are ABUSERS. Animals, people, the list is endless. You absolute scum.

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@SkyHelpTeam Hi, internet and phone line down BS5 - online it just says "Broadband and Talk problems. You might not be able to get online or make/receive phone calls due to a problem in your local area. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused." no offer of resolution?

The big brother voice is weird #BBUK

Intrigued how many more will come forwards now. A friend at university had a weird night with Russell and Noel. I 100% believe the victims. #Dispatches

#Dispatches AA is meant to be a safe place but is actually full of predators - there’s even reference to the ‘13th step’ which basically involves grooming new members

Elon Musk, Andrew Tate ("off to fight the crazy bitch allegations") and Laurence Fox defending Russell Brand, before the evidence / allegations have even been aired, tells you all you need to know about these men. #Dispatches

I think Russell Brand’s move to being a shitty red-pilled guru was all strategic. Now he's in a world that makes him "un-cancelable" because his followers will chalk this up to the media silencing him for speaking the "truth”. #Dispatches

📣 Attention all scriptwriters in the South West of England! 📣 We have two exciting announcements! #SouthWestWriters #TheatreTour #SubmitYourScriptExtracts #UncagedTheatre #workshop #newwriting #WritingWorkshop

This could be about so many women in the public eye, even today.

Been spending my days going through all the script submissions and floored with how much talent is out there 😁 ❤️

🚨🚨 NEW WORK CALL OUT! 🚨🚨 Do you have a show in progress you would like audience feedback on? Are you working on a script and want help getting it on its feet? Read on! #callout #writercallout #writer #writerscommunity #scratchnight #workinprogress #newwriter #writers

I'm on my way to winning £5 cash plus a prize worth £1,000 from @Top_Cashback! #SweetTreats

Almost 800,000 views on us exposing Royal Mail Group CEO Simon Thompson having an aide in the room writing down answers for him whilst he’s live on the BBC. Let’s get it to one million so everyone sees what postal workers are dealing with.

i felt overwhelmed and then made the terrible decision to open twitter for the first time in a while

I hate a public shaming of pretty much any nature, but there is a strange cognitive dissonance between people who think Shamima Begum was adult enough to make her own choices but Lady Hussey wasn't.

the high of checking one (1) thing off my to do list is better than any sex i've ever had ever (& yes i'm aware my needs have never been met)

. @bandq_help any reason your energy saving appointments booking page isn't work?

me: "i'm not all that fussed about musical theatre" also me: "wizard of oz is my favourite movie of all time and is the greatest masterpiece to grace our world"

@chaoticcatpics This is Frog. She likes being close.