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@Orioles @SFGiants @AppleTV Eat shit. Nothing says City Connect like a big fuck you to your fan base.

#FridayNightBaseball is here. Watch @SFGiants at @Orioles live on @AppleTV. 📺: apple.co/Orioles

Wings up.

@Orioles 🖕🖕

No Apple TV? No problem. You can listen to all the action from today’s game on 98 Rock 97.9 FM and WBAL 1090 AM 📻

@ThatEricAlper Crabs 🤦‍♂️🦀

Without naming the city where you were born, what is that city famous for?

@R3st4rtY0urL1f3 I just tell them i don't have a phone 🤷

Best Buy employees face was priceless Run in, grab item, go to register. He scans and asks “Phone number?” “Why?” I asked He did a triple take. “Uh, cuz most people have a cellphone number.” “Why do you need my number?” “For your receipt?” “Can I get a paper receipt? I don’t want my number sold to more scammers.” “Bruh, Best Buy won’t call you.” “Then you don’t need my number. Can I please pay and leave?” Socially conditioned to give up information that’s completely irrelevant except for monetization. So when you ask the question “why”, it’s so incredulous i might as well told him I was into midget robot burlesque

@KTrain939913 One of my favorite song openings. Killer tune!

Random Song of the Day Turn Up the Radio Autograph 1985- tv (american bandstand)

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@ryanripkenshow Feeling like 50% of the fanbase won't be watching tomorrow night since the game is on apple tv. Whose coverage is absolutely horrendous btw.

How we feeling about the City Connects?

@PEverhart24 @Orioles There's one in Sarasota at the stadium, like an hour from Fort Myers?

@Orioles I need an @Orioles team store in fort Myers Florida lmao

How we feelin' about City Connect 2.0, Birdland? 😁

@Orioles Feeling like 50% of the fanbase won't be watching tomorrow night since its on apple tv.

@OldRowSwig That's at least 50% urine in there.

South Park did an episode about this.

@DannyDrinksWine Seinfeld taught me about Russ Meyer.

Erica Gavin explains why Russ Meyer's movies were different from p0rn0gr@phic films & the reason why they were so good: "As far as the n*d€ scenes, he was very protective. For one thing, I don't remember ever being totally n*d€. I don't know, because Russ was not one to shoot below the waist. Russ didn't really appreciate the woman's body from the waist down. He didn't think that there was anything that gorgeous to show. His films came from a different direction than p0rn0. Basically he was not looking through a camera; he was looking through a peephole. I think that's why his films were so good. He was a true voyeur." ("The Man Who Really, Really Loved Women", Chris Gore, The NY Times, 2004) Clip from: Vixen! (1968) Director: Russ Meyer

@JVMonte2 Primus-Sailing the Seas of Cheese

What was the FIRST album that you purchased or received that was a COMPACT DISC?

@MLBNetwork Stop it. Gunnar is the best shortstop in the majors. End of story.

Who would you rather have on your team for the next decade: Gunnar Henderson or Elly De La Cruz? #MLBCentral

@RichDubroffMLB Mayo has to go.

Who will Orioles cut when Holliday returns? | MAILBAG dlvr.it/TRxlSM #Orioles

@pikkitsports Good. I hope all these degenerate gamblers lose their money, their families, and everything that matters to them. Fucking scumbags.

Yordan Alvarez played 3 games at Coors Field and hit 0 home runs. Everybody lost money.

@BrionMcClanahan @realbenmcdonald True that! Still think he deserves a shot at pitching coach too but i love him in the booth.

There isn’t a better color man in baseball than @realbenmcdonald

@SykoSkotty @CDeNicola13 There's still time to delete your incorrect post.

@CDeNicola13 Infield fly rule. Batter is out, runners may advance if they choose but are not forced to.

#Marlins practiced this a bunch during Spring Training. It's a way to get rid of a speedier runner on the basepaths and/or see if the batter is caught napping and not running the play out.

@EutawStReport Have the Mayo fan boys had enough yet? Dude is just a terrible ballplayer. The sooner he's out of the lineup the better.

In a 1-run game, Coby?!?! After we lost our first one on strike 2 in the 5th inning? Take a lap!

@OriolesMagic23 Shut up he sucks

It’s honestly a shame that Colton Cowser isn’t producing. He’s such a great guy. I know he is being harder on himself than we are to him. #birdland

@CodifyBaseball John Schneider has a blood pressure issue and should see his doctor tomorrow

JOHN SCHNEIDER IS PISSED