Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦

If someone doesnt do an in depth paper about the 40 weeks of pregnancy relating to the 40 yrs in the desert and 40 days of lent, im going to be forced into a phd program about the theology of pregnancy

@ladymidnightxxx Some women have this even yrs later. Jelly cause i dry up around 7/8 months if im not pumping around the clock

Someone should give me tips on how to stop freaking producing breast milk at 18 months postpartum. I haven't breastfed since he was a month old and it just won't go away??

Charlie Kirk meets the love of his life, Erika, in September of 2018, and 3 months later Candace agrees to an arranged marriage to a gay multi-millionaire from the House of Lords *she just met* through her creepy AF Scientologist backer, John Mappin. Come 8 years later, her jealousy and resentment towards her friend Charlie's real marriage will have disfigured her into a basement-dwelling, money-hoarding, grift-goblin in the mansion just down the street from her prop-husband's separate abode.

@Israel2252 @IDF @MaxNordau Wow youre a real POS

Dear Israel, please read the comments to your post below. Understand that you don’t need to apologize . War is terrible, and not everyone is perfect. This isn’t a crime, and if the roles were reversed, the owners of that statue would have gladly done it to a real Israeli. Unfortunately, my plea will likely go unnoticed, and I’m sure the leftist prosecutors in Israel are eager to seize the moment and drop the hammer on this heroic soldier. Uri

Following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon. The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops. The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command and is currently being addressed through the chain of command. Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings. Furthermore, the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue to its place. The IDF is operating to dismantle the terrorist infrastructure established by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and has no intention of harming civilian infrastructure, including religious buildings or religious symbols.

@sarahlol1863603 Veterans day is a bit more somber

Reminder that every country in the world is very somber about their Memorial Day Except for America, we have barbecues and flat screen blowout sales. TBH I don't know if this makes us based af or if maybe we should revisit how we approach it

As the Jewish state, Israel cherishes and upholds the Jewish values of tolerance and mutual respect between Jews and worshippers of all faiths. All religions flourish in our land and we view members of all faiths as equals in building our society and region. Yesterday, like the overwhelming majority of Israelis, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon. I condemn the act in the strongest terms. Military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriately harsh disciplinary action against the offender. While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East. Israel is the only country in the region that the Christian population and standard of living is growing. Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all. We express regret for the incident and for any hurt this has caused to believers in Lebanon and around the world.

Dogath Ur worship in the big 2026 is insane.

@LadyBugDarling *bosmer actually. Hes one with the trees

@LadyBugDarling Khajiit smelled moon sugar on a nord

Sanpaku eyes

@benwehrman @TheLionGlass Kinda face id see in my nightmares

If you think raising kids is "too expensive", you're lying to yourself.

@acottagemouse The differences between my kids from just a few months ago to now is insane. They can stall for a bit and then make leaps and bounds in development in a week. My daughter was 2 and still not walking and then on Easter has been walking exclusively. Child development is weird

There are vast oceans of developmental differences in the younger years. Mere months mean a completely different child. People’s perception of age in the baby/toddler years is so off though, is it an 18 month old or a 3 year old? Is that a baby or a kid?

@nienna121 Giving goth girl momento mori vibes 🖤🖤🖤

new pfp featuring the bangs I chopped as an unhinged late night decision and also, my new phone case of The Annunciation from the 15th century book of hours Belles Heures of Jean de Berry 🥰

When the worst person you know says something funny

@cowtow222 @berrysweetmum Exactly. Moms can be so competitive and just want to one up each other

@MischlingMaker @berrysweetmum What is the psychology that makes so many moms (esp online) whine about how others choose to give birth... like no one brags that "I got my appendectomy without any anesthesia, I'm better than you, you're a failure if u used it 💅" like what?

I do think that pain-free births can and do happen, and that coping strategies for unmedicated birth help with tolerance, but I also believe that advocating for a mother to try and *achieve* one is unethical. It sets pregnant mothers up for failure, especially first time moms.

@abysstoabyss Thats what group chats are for

I want to say something so rude about a woman that I know from a job and you guys do not know but I fear that even my semi anonymous account is not enough to protect me from the consequences

@VitaCatholica You should be proud frfr

Someone there saw this post in the wild bc it was a screenshot before they panic deleted the article. I wasn't blocked before it, honestly good for them 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 lol

I will simply say this, the only reason I am alive today is because of Christ and zoloft. Take that as you will, it really doesnt matter what anyone thinks, these medications saved my life and the lives of many loved ones. They work.

@FishboneHarp You gonna STINK UP that bathroom

@MischlingMaker Just tried the kimchi sauerkraut fusion and am not a fan

Its called mommy buys herself some treats (then makes a collage for twitter)

@bluthwayne77 Exact vibes it gives 😂

This might actually be worse than girlfriend