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Ms. Lizard Person
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Men in long-term relationships:
Have you ever calmly said "OK" to a major relationship event -i.e. sex/oral or its apparently manipulative denial, a purchase over $400, a lengthy and personally painful talk, a full-on trip or event- to avoid a partner's "moodiness" or "anger?"
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@celestialbe1ng If you don’t care why do you keep posting about not caring?
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Me at a party 5 or 6 days after having a facelift in case anyone is wondering what my current level of give-a-fuck is xx
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@DagoSupremacy The stalls at my workplace are floor-to-ceiling because we are civilized.
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Still amazed we haven’t figured out a more dignified way to handle workplace rest rooms that don’t include men loudly shitting besides each other while being able to see each other’s shoes.
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RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes
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@zellieimani This is the type of thing that will make young black men think twice about stabbing people in the chest and that’s really sad
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We have to learn to make faces like this when people say things like “black folks suffer disproportionately from carceral violence,” I guess
Andy@PositivFuturist
When your entire worldview is based not on knowledge, but on what others think - the only possible rebuttal is a performance.
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I would give anything to watch a one hour talk between them
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guy who supports aborting regular healthy children but not aborting down syndrome children is the climax that all of leftist history has been building up to
The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️⚧️@anarchoboognish
I'm as pro-abortion as they come, but getting an abortion specifically because you'd end up with a child with down syndrome is some eugenicist nonsense
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Yall are fake big boob lovers this is the natural sag of a natural rack without a bra
Emmanuel@bankaikokug0
Lana Condor at the Fashion Trust US Awards
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why is it that im so terribly neurotic and risk-averse in my day-to-day life but feel viscerally threatened and repulsed by safetyism in literally every other context
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It's worth noting that we ban consensual acts - selling cocaine - all the time, because they have associated negative externalities.
I see no reason at all we could not do the same with - for example - urinating or defecating into a pregnant woman's mouth during her baby shower and filming it. Spreads disease, likely causes contempt for women, etc.
Mr. Reply Guy@GenericSnarky
Bonnie Blue is the final boss of liberalism. Her act is consensual. Its her body. It doesn't directly harm any living person. It's sex positive and not racist. THUS liberals have no possible way to explain why it feels so horrible.
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@Howlingmutant0 Counterpoint: There are a lot of unqualified people on boards.
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I will not stand idly by and see people claim Hunter Biden was not qualified to serve on the board of a Ukrainian energy company
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden
My Pardon went back to 2014 because that was the scope of the tax investigation I was indicted for. Failing to pay my taxes on time, which I paid in full with penalties and interest in 2021 two years before they charged me. I had no “business deals” in Ukraine. I served on the board between 2014-19. Three of those years my father was neither VP nor President.
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When I was a first-year Big Law associate, I billed a seller-client 4.1 hours at around $800/hour to create skeleton Disclosure Schedules. I just used AI to create the skeleton/shell in about 4.1 minutes for a client selling a roofing company.
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@a7las1984 “Take steps that would prove it’s all her fault”?
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Sister and I were talking this morning.
She has an obese friend.
Her friend says she has tried everything, she just can't lose weight...
Her VA doctor prescribed her Tirzepitide but she won't start because she thinks they want her to increase her dose too fast...
My take, she is choosing obesity and victimhood. Being a victim is so deeply ingrained in her personality she can't possibly take steps that would prove it's all her fault.
Obesity is a choice.
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@NHarding97 @SellersCounsel Because he redid the draft using AI and messed up copy paste
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@MurrayHillGuy1 To be skinny? Like are you asking why women want to be skinny? It’s the fucking best.
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Last night at a bar a girl openly told me she’s on tirzepatide.
She was skinny as hell and said she doesn’t workout. Maybe weighted like 105 lb.
Genuine question:
Why would you want to lose weight without building any muscle?
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