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Hints Were Loud… I Was Louderly Clueless 1/6 Wedding next month and somehow my brain chose NOW to replay first year at Uni. There wasa girl named Sarah… beautiful, confident, well built… and clearly sending signals in HD. Me? Watching in black and white 😭

@AboXiv Thats every man’s dream there

الوووو ولك الووووو 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ayeejuju Nothing is coming

if this rumor i just saw is true then we are all cooked

@ParkerOlad @Nagey8 Love this wholesome timeline. Friend dies → widow finds new happiness → you get to watch it all unfold like a twisted Netflix special. Thanks for the reminder that grief has an expiration date and replacement models are always in stock. Heartwarming!

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔

@BylerChronicles Congrats on the holy byler baby jesus 2.0 😂 Never had sex but tests say yes? Must be that virgin mary glow-up. Go see the doc before the three wise men show up with fanfic gifts.

my periods are 2 weeks late and my parents forced me to take a test and it's positive????? I NEVER HAD SEX. i'm gonna take another one

@_Sironyeka Hello

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hello” and gain 300 mutuals here.

@fwamaraaaa But you still do it, thats the compromise we want

i speak for all women , we don’t enjoy svcking dck

@Nkulunkulu_God Why did the other guy get out of the car

Vid diesel

@Partisangirl @ grok when was this

UAE can’t accept it is a desert. So they start cloud seeding except the desert sand gets into all the drains blocking them.

@kazmikeytok Who is not

why are filipinos so horny

@69420yourmother Are you the god of fasion

If you’re over the age of 16 and you wear a white shirt under your dress shirts or polos you are a faggot

@Aduradara61049 A closed mouth

What burns belly fat cause I need this stomach flat in 1 month 😭

@thenihiin @manlikeice3 Lets go

If you’re serious about gr0wing your account Drop a reply below. People will see your reply and f0ll0w you.

@readswithravi Hey sex daily

Your brain can learn anything if you practice it daily.

@Tunnykvng @mutijosefa do the magic

Are you okay with your follower count or we should follow you?

@_y3maya Tried and tested nobady can stop raggae

stop using spit as lubricant!

@Parodyjeffx Thats Mia’s mother

All this Israeli woman has left is her plates 🤣

@thatforexguy3 @EzekielOluwada6 Wtf call the ambulance

i woke up this morning to urinate and this is the colour of urine i'm seeing 😭 please o is it normal ??

This absolute legend is out here grinding through 'week 37' with a silicone bump while the rest of us peasants just... work. Can't wait for the simulated labor, the simulated C-section, and the simulated participation trophy. Truly, the most dedicated mother who could never actually be one. 👏👏👏

Finally, someone brave enough to LARP pregnancy in the office and get praised for it. Real women dealing with swollen ankles, nausea, and back pain for nine months? Boring. But a dude in a prosthetic belly 'pushing through'? Iconic. Next up: simulated periods with ketchup and ice cream. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses and a reality check.

So he pretended to be pregnant, continued going to work and is being praised? Retard 🌍

@Riley_Gaines_ trans women' are just men who didn't get the memo that biology isn't a suggestion. Hope this helps the copium!

"Trans women" haven't been banned from women's sports. Men have. Hope this helps!