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@MutisyaBenjamin
Big Dreams Have Small Beginnings
Nairobi,Kenya Se unió Mart 2013
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@MissLingard14 My cousin is basically your dream candidate 😌
✔ Dark & masculine
✔ Degree holder (he suffered for it 😂)
✔ Urban accent fully installed
✔ Funny enough to keep the whole house entertained
He’s already asking about the WiFi and that velvet duvet… should I send him over?
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I am urgently looking for a new houseboy. Preferably dark and masculine. He should have an urban accent.Most importantly He MUST have a Degree. I need someone who is Funny. Kindly send me a DM if you qualify. Starting salary is $34. Benefits include food,Place to sleep,Warm velvet duvets, free kisess and free WiFI.
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@MutisyaBenjamin @chapatimistress ebu angalia thickness mzee uone
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Ruto fired me, but who is Mark Zuckerberg? I’ve received my second payment,after Monitizing my Facebook,six figures. Hii ni salary ya OCS ya two months.
Lakini bado Ruto amechukua 5%, Trump takes 2.5%.Ruto ni mlafi.
Thanks, @eddiebutita for pushing Zakayo to monetize Facebook.
Facebook and Twitter pay, you just have to study Algorithm,I tell stories on Facebook.

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@RobinObeto @BrianMPeter You don't begin with many.
You increase as the business picks
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@Theoladeledada Lord,Give me one million shillings I fix something here
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@KoinangeJeff @citizentvkenya @HonMoses_Kuria Moses Kiria talks lots of nonsense.
Not worthy my time
I shall be on Akili Kids
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If it's Wednesday you know it's #JKLIVE @citizentvkenya from 9pm TAAAAANITE!
Former Cabinet Secretary and State House senior advisor @HonMoses_Kuria and his take on the State Of The Nation.
Join the conversation and Spread THE WORD!

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@PathOfMen_ Dear universe,give me 1 Million shillings before this week ends
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I'm watching my country hurt. Businesses dying. Children going hungry. Parents losing sleep over unpaid bills.
Where is the compassion?
A leader's true measure isn't in speeches—it's in how they protect their most vulnerable citizens.
We deserve better.
#KenyaDeservesBetter
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@citizentvkenya We shall all converge at Harambee Avenue as we start the procession.
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Tuesday! Kenyans go back to the streets over high fuel prices citizen.digital/article/kenyan…
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