Merz

Scottie Scheffler is supposed to tee off at the PGA Championship in 30 min but instead is sitting in some Louisville drunk tank with Papa John

Should have known better than to bet the favorite. Journalism has been dead for years!

@CoachUnderwood Straight Outta The Tournament

Kurtis Rourke looks spooked—he’s seeing ghosts out there. South Bend hasn’t seen this much paranormal activity since Manti Te’o’s girlfriend

Death, taxes, and @ryandaytime can’t beat Michigan! Please extend Cryin Ryan @OhioStateFB ! 😂 😂 😂 What a day @JamesYoder !!!

And Kevin Kiermaier rides off into the sunset with a World Series 💍! Not even Vince Gilligan could have written a better ending!

@jjmccarthy09 Rest up 👑

Love you Viking nation. I’ll be back in no time. Amor fati

Also we got over this when I walked in the door. It wasn’t easy but hopefully the world can take note that peace is possible.

Thank you to AWL’s Corby and Suzanna for having us over to watch Hard Knocks. We’ve been doing this every Grit Week, going to a random AWL’s house, and it’s always so much fun. Best fans in the world

@BarstoolBigCat LFG @38andpost !!

@waterfriction @barstoolsports You’re right, Barstool would never talk negatively about Edey! Must have just been a coincidence. 🤣

@MyManMerz @barstoolsports It ain’t hate, nobody thought he’d jump this high on draft night.

Zach Edey hearing his name called at #9

@MyManMerz 10:08 EST is not 30 minutes

Scottie Scheffler is supposed to tee off at the PGA Championship in 30 min but instead is sitting in some Louisville drunk tank with Papa John

*Edey gets blatantly murdered and draws a foul* Rick Barnes and all of Barstool:

@CHGO_Bulls @Bulls_Peck @CHGO_Sports Bro I was there, this is getting wayyyyy blown out of proportion. They went nuts for everyone, booed Jerry Krause for maybe 3 seconds, panned to Thelma and they cheered. This is such a non-story. Must be a slow day in sports lol

Michael Jordan isn’t without blame for the treatment Jerry Krause received.

James Franklin's agent when he realizes his client is trending on Twitter for something positive #TheShowGoesOn

@PatMcAfeeShow Jim Harbaugh when he sees Pete Carroll in the interview

BREAKING NEWS: Pete Carroll is out as Seattle Seahawks Head Coach.. He will become an advisor with the team #PMSLive

@Coach_Esq @stoolpresidente @Gametime Haha man I miss those days! A lot of hours logged playing NCAA football at your house 😂

Yo send my guy @MyManMerz to the Natty @stoolpresidente @Gametime …I can vouch. He’s come over to our house back in the day talking big crazy with his UM gear 😂

-At age 6 fell in love with Michigan and have been a diehard fan for 27 years -On July 23rd tweeted that this was the year Mich would win the natty (see 2nd pic) -Will be your camera guy during the game and/or pizza reviews if need be -Am fine going by myself so 3 other 〽️ fans can enjoy as well -#TeamPortnoy hoodie owner -Connor Stallions is a marine -Will dislike @SmittyBarstool for you -Would love nothing more than to score last minute tix and see Harbaugh hoisting the trophy using @gametime app #Gametime #GoBlue

For Michigan Fans Only - Chance of a lifetime. I'm taking 4 people to the Natty with me thanks to my friends @Gametime Airfare, tix, hotels. Tell me why you deserve to go. Winner picked tomorrow. #gametime

@KP_fromthe_OP @dus10free @stoolpresidente @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief Can also confirm. @dus10free is Zorro w/ the blade

Any good haircut people in Chicago?

@JamesYoder Urban Meyer’s Madden Rating

Ladies and gentleman… We got him!