Wolfgang Akire

"I'm Wolfgang Akire, the Ultimate Lawyer. Here's my card." #LawyerTWT #CourtTWT #fanganrp #danganronparp #projectedensgarden

@edentsunaka @SHAMPOGIE It's a way of living, Miss Tsunaka. My heart shaped boxers are very dear to me.

@SHAMPOGIE I still don’t get it.

theyre stupid & have to die #wolfgrace

@edentsunaka I think for your mental health, you should stop playing Among Us in random lobbies.. Just a suggestion.

I WAS TRICKED. BACKSTABBED. IN A PUBLIC AMONG US LOBBY- NO, IN *MY* AMONG US LOBBY. I WAS PLAYED. THEY WERE PLAYING IN MY FACE. KILL EVERYONE. WHY WOULD *I* KILL ANYONE???

@nuhinyuhbuh @Evilsampogi Boii 🫱

@NiceGuyDamon " I'm sorry, Mr Maitsu. It looks like I have to leave early. Tozu just informed me about a fan call I have to attend to. " [ Wolfgang stood up & patted his suit down. ] " I really enjoyed my time with you today. Perhaps we could do this again? With no distractions of course. "

@NiceGuyDamon " No need to worry about that. I could hold your hand through it if I must. It's pretty simple once you understand the basics of which fi— " [ Wolfgang's phone started to buzz, disrupting him mid-sentence. He stared at the notifications, his brows subtly furrowed. ]

[ After a few moments, Damon steps out of his dorm in front of Wolfgang. ] “ Hey. I hope I didn’t keep you waiting for too long. ”

@jariloseele @Evilsampogi & I am Wolfgang Akire. The Ultimate Lawyer.

@Evilsampogi I’m Seele!

@Mimii_Oofed @SHAMPOGIE This is true, I am Wolfgang Akire.

@SHAMPOGIE I’m for sure its true, I was the cup wolfgang was holding

Theyre calling it the Awkwardest Coffee Date ever #Akiretsu

@NiceGuyDamon " Still, I do hope you'll join me.. Whether I do make a fool out of myself or not. I could even teach you a thing or two about piano as well, if you're interested that is. "

@NiceGuyDamon [ Wolfgang paused, his face heated up out of embarrassment before he waved his hands dismissively. ] " ..Maybe I have overestimated my abilities just a bit. " [ He cleared his throat, trying to keep his composure. ]

@RenTenUlt Truly a laughable, am I right?

@NOTAFRAUD111 Brought a tear to my eye

I am here for some "sheep" thrills. Get it? I replaced the word "cheap" with "sheep".

@NiceGuyDamon [ Wolfgang crosses his arms & rests elbows on the table, getting comfortable in his seat. ] " Actually, would you like to listen to me play one day? It would be nice to have some company when I re-learn it. Maybe I'll even impress you with my instrumental prowess. "

@NiceGuyDamon " My mother taught me the piano when I was around 5 years old. I cherish those moments dearly.. I can't lie though, I haven't touched a piano for quite some time now. I'm not sure if I'd perform as well as I did back then. "

@edentsunaka @Ultimategolfr67 Correction, they're heart shaped boxers.

@NOTAFRAUD111 @Ultimategolfr67 It's the backrooms, it's expected. What's not expected is the "Ultimate Lawyer" walking around in a formal suit & tie... and strawberry underwear.

— Who the FUCK is here.

@cassidy_am69599 @edentsunaka @Evilsampogi Some notifications are best left as notifications.

@NOTAFRAUD111 @edentsunaka @Evilsampogi I got a notification...

@extraan_val @Ultimategolfr67 It's not me who's lacking pants. The person imitating me is lacking the pants.

@NOTAFRAUD111 @Ultimategolfr67 why do you lack pants

@edentsunaka @Ultimategolfr67 Let's talk about the anomaly pretending to be me instead.

@NOTAFRAUD111 @Ultimategolfr67 Can we talk about how you’re always in your underwear.

@mikeberskii666 Are you looking for.. butterflies?

I have found a new motto to live by, "All’s wool that ends wool." Get it? I replaced "well" with "wool". Heheha.

@Ultimategolfr67 Some imposter?? I don't know?? You should just get out of there.

@NOTAFRAUD111 — ?????? WHO IS THAT THEN.

@S1L3NTLYU You're very welcome. It was no big deal.. Please be more careful with your phone next time. It wouldn't be ideal if someone stole it. // DULLY NOTED!! DW ABOUT IT! thank u for telling me

@NOTAFRAUD111 No...? Oh yeah, thank you again for finding my phone! (// Uh context, I made an excuse for being inactive by making Pan lost his phone and uh Wolfgang finding it 🥹)

Oh yeah, rate my phone ^^!

@edentsunaka ..?

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