Wolfgang Akire

"I'm Wolfgang Akire, the Ultimate Lawyer. Here's my card." #LawyerTWT #CourtTWT #fanganrp #danganronparp #projectedensgarden

@tsunakamaxxing @chailamb @WhitePeople Oh. Jesus Christ.

@chailamb @NOTAFRAUD111 @WhitePeople this

WOLFGANG SHOULDVE BEEN THE ONE WHO GOT SHOT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAJ THE BURGER WAS BREATHING?

@tsunakamaxxing @chailamb @WhitePeople Perhaps I should. Maybe that would.. Wait did you say mutant squirrels?

@NOTAFRAUD111 @chailamb @WhitePeople try to feed it to those mutant squirrels

I suppose white lies are an exception, however too much & you'll start to mix white lies & actual harmful ones. My advice? Just don't lie in general. People appreciate honesty more than anything.

.. Please do not put that image into people's heads.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Wolfgang Barthels, Wolfgang Van Halen, Prince Wolfgang of Hesse & lastly, Wolfgang Akire.

..I don't think that's how the tongue twister goes, Anon.

I feel connected with this piece of art. It's almost like looking at a mirror!

Mr Maitsu, did you draw this? How very cute. I didn't know you liked my eyes that much.

Hello, Mr Dawson. I hope all is well with you.

Aww, how cute! Is this a.. peka?.. Pueko? Whatever its name is, this is truly adorable. Especially the little tie.

Would you like me to give you some spare change then? I could give you a dollar or two if you need.

I'm also quite concerned about what's happening.. First it was Mr Monteago getting shot & now it's some sort of.. squirrel invasion?.. Something odd is happening.

@coffin_parade No, it's not your fault. No need to apologise... It's just. Wow.

@NOTAFRAUD111 im so sorry 😭💔

Of course. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! ..What is this count down for, by the way?

@chailamb Oh, was I blushing? I suppose I was. I just didn't expect anyone to draw me so beautifully, haha! I got a bit flustered.

@NOTAFRAUD111 I MADE WOLFGANG AKIRE HIMSELF BLUSH?

i mean, if you say so, sure #pjeg

What on God's name is that profile picture.

@coffin_parade Oh.

@NOTAFRAUD111 its not safe for work wolfgang. theyre asking you to help them with a nsfw activity 😭💔

@chailamb @WhitePeople Is my burger seriously that horrific? I'm starting to get a bit worried. I don't think simply throwing it in the trash will be the most efficient way of getting rid of it.

@NOTAFRAUD111 @WhitePeople the people who shot kai got suspended for it… no way.

@EvaTsunaka01 Ah.. It seems as though a lot of you guys dislike my um.. skills. I will look into some cooking classes.

@NOTAFRAUD111 Wolfgang, please take some cooking classes. Or at bare minimum watch tutorials online next time.

Since you asked so nicely, Anon. I will make you a cheeseburger. But I must warn you, my cooking skills aren't the best.. Here's the burger you asked for.

@l1ttlematchg1rl What does that supposed to mean?

@NOTAFRAUD111 Of course.

Been craving a matcha latte recently.. If anyone needs me, I will be getting one whilst I go on a morning walk with my wired earphones. My favourite artist is Clairo, in case anyone was wondering.