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Imagine, apenas imagine se Crepúsculo fosse feito para homens: > O protagonista é você: beta, virgem, sem social skills, sem nada especial (feito para vc se identificar) > Se muda para uma cidadezinha do interior > A mais gata do colégio se apaixona por você > Ela é uma vampira, branquinha, emo, introvertida, rica, e virgem mas com mentalidade de milf (100 anos+) > Ela é apaixonadamente obcecada por vc, até invade o seu quarto as vezes > Ela arrisca a própria vida lutando contra outros vampiros para salvar você > Outra pretendente aparece > Pardinha, tomboy, corpo atlético, humilde (baixa renda), gentil, virgem e é uma lobisomem > Ela também está perdidamente apaixonada por vc > As duas brigam entre si pelo seu amor > As duas fazem qualquer coisa para te agradar e te defender > Simplesmente a melhor franquia de todos os tempos

@PinguCapital @TravisTredway Why does the the American caricature keep looking like a gay Mexican What prompts are you using

Listening to the Yanks talk about the #WorldCup is crazy. They deadset think they’re going to walk all over Turkey, Paraguay & us Aussies. With how arrogant their pundits have been I hope they get punted at the group stage. #Socceroos #USMNT #Turkiye #paraguay

@Fenrirtheicewo1 @MikeyNohMore A manananggal It eats the unborn

@MikeyNohMore What the hell is that?

Chuds are never saving the West until the Pinay Question is properly dealt with.

@Buckysaim @NeitheYAGI ?

@NeitheYAGI fangs are cute asf why is it use to hate on the original art and do white people not have fangs??? like

@KetchupSoldier @LordGeneral40k x.com/i/status/20650…

@LordGeneral40k Oh…

>belly scar Oh nyo

@beaver_shots @hoshizorarock I'm waiting for Elon to add Mexico to this annual algorithm argument

@hoshizorarock This happens every summer. I’m happy everyone else can finally see what Americans have to endure.

アメリカとヨーロッパの大論争をご覧ください👀

@jergmcnasty @EternalLeeHD @XBOX @XBOXSupport This has been a really fun pride month on Twitter so far

@objectextinct @suntae00 @culturedgrug69 open.spotify.com/track/5nDndZX9…

@suntae00 @culturedgrug69 Me Hacking the Gibson

Holy shit you were fucking raped!!!! I’m so sorry you had to go through this!!!! #rape #rapevictim

@RudeOnion Here ya go x.com/i/status/18482…

I think I've had enough American fanfiction from Euro-tards for this lifetime. Can I subscribe to Japanese American fanfiction instead?? 🥷

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@MikeyNohMore Does Bezos even have an opp to hate enough to Luthormaxx?

I'm getting "I'm prepping my surprise 2028 Presidential Run" energy from this quote. Is Jeff Bezos about to Lex Luthormaxx?

@terrenceviz @theWellRedMage Poor Butz Disrespected and forgotten since the day his name was fantranslated

@theWellRedMage This is why I just say FF4 and FF6, now. Clears up confusion.

Do not speak to me of the Deep Magic, witch

@Khatspergers I don't think this is gonna work bro but the attempt is still funny

I am not exaggerating when I say there are literally HUNDREDS of comments about oranges, weekends, Kino Casino, Adam Sellers, Jeremy, gay husbands and cuckoldry. There are 617 comments right now and I would say 95% of them are about Jeremy shit.

@FaranBalanced MR MORROW NOOO

70 minutes late, and you can't even tell the trolls from the sweepers anymore. And we're already off to a boring start on a debate that everyone has already been covering and actually giving intellectual opinions on. Let's see what articles we'll all read together today class...

@moises_fabela @16bitnostalgia Batteries were a problem too 6 AAs seemed to last about 3 to 4 hours

@16bitnostalgia Sega's less than game library did them in

Sega Game Gear ad

This is why black females don’t be messing with their own and go for the white boys. I would rather let Ku Klux Kenny enslave this 🐱 than let this self hating ass 🥷 disrespect me and have a whack ass pump game

@FittingDoomIMGs Alright that channel is doing some fun things youtu.be/YfR7qj6ccrs?si… youtu.be/VzfiYY8N45U?si…

@Howlingmutant0 @restoreorderusa @DrHoodHonkeyMD The dinosaurs boss

@restoreorderusa @DrHoodHonkeyMD

@JoeLongBalls I thought we all decided on walking simulator

we gotta just find the name for the category between movie and video game and we can wrap all this up

@Grxit Wait is that the fucking Lyons?

Ceci really enjoying Spoiled Theater Kids: the Game (Movie).