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@StaplesStore hello I am James Smith I like your chairs I sit on them.
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James Smith
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James Smith
@Normal_Guy_555
Protestant ✝️ | Neurotypical🗿| Cool Normie 😎
Beantown Se unió Mart 2025
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@imagesaicouldnt This reminds me of that time my mom found my Ugandan Knuckles shit jar.
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@mattybtweets69 Eating that shit that made John turn into pork!
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I made poop jokes in elementary school, because I thought they were the funniest jokes since Norm MacDonald's SNL one-liners, but now I make poop jokes to cope with the fact that everything is worse.
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@noetic_emetic They aren’t the same guy. The labubu is more handsome.
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reason critics in shambles
caleb@zurvyy
not gonna argue with someone under 5’3 you’re basically a labubu
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@memearchives_ Duck is an animal created by Gilbert Gottfried btw.
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Should I kermit sewerslide or should I haz le epic eeffoc?
love drops@lovedropx
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? Albert Camus
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"stealing" and its his food
Redd@ReddCinema
Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets.
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Someone in chat unironically told me to kill myself because someone gifted me the tung tung skin
MewZe@MewZe_
Tung tung, we need to talk. 🔴 Twitch: MewZeLIVE
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@Carboniferoys Looksmaxxing has fallen, millions must fuck dudes.
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@_sn_n Fun fact: Reagan ate my dad’s dog in 1982 because my dad named him Carter.
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@user0000O0 Because all women suffer from period cramps on their birthday.
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This is just April fools day with erectile dysfunction
Pop Base@PopBase
Today is Tell a Lie Day.
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This reminds me of the time I cut off both ring fingers and stitched both of them to the opposite hand because I got bored watching Jeff Foxworthy’s The Good Old Days.
wint@dril
im the reddit guy hwo ranted about an existential crisis i had after realizing all of jeff foxworthys "you might be a redneck" jokes were me
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@ProvenReserves @NXT4EU I want to subject those stickmen consumers to cock and ball torture and if they are actually women, I want to subject them to female genital torture.
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@NXT4EU That’s not a good thing.
Negative prices are backed by state guarantees - you are only moving money around to a different column.
Consumers will NEVER see a negative price on their bill.
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