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@DeIudedShaniqwa Oh. Oh my. Please. It hurts my brain.

This movie is set in 1932 and there’s a woman twerking in modern sportswear. How tf did this garbage get 16 oscar nominations?

I got a fuckin A+ at the dentist baby! “Best gums I see! I know they’re good cuz you don’t squirm and they don’t bleed or get irritated!” Said the nurse

I’ve only seen about HALF of these…😬 247 to be (possibly?) exact Lots and lots and lots of work to do…

@ctrlarchive I’ve been so skeptical for sucha long time just because SO many people say they love it Lolol I’ve owned it for years and still never watched

one day we will have a srs conversation ab this movie bc outside of aesthetics… it wasn’t good

@KubrickPoint Hitchcock … sorryntsry

Alfred Hitchcock vs. Stanley Kubrick: Who is the greatest?

@EngelKRichard @Noirchick1 The Maltese Falcon is Kindergarten compared to The Big Sleep’s confusing plot!

@Noirchick1 For beginners, I start with The Maltese Falcon, even though it can be confusing plot-wise. The I move up to Casablanca, The Big Sleep and Sabrina. Then I go to The African Queen, The Caine Mutiny and Treasure of Sierra Madre. In A Lonely Place is for graduate level.

If you had to choose one Humphrey Bogart film to introduce to someone who’s never seen him before, which would you pick?

@VeraSTClair @Noirchick1 So good but I still have no idea what’s going on half the time!

@Noirchick1 “The Big Sleep.” It’s a classic Noir film with a fun plot, and excellent dialogue.

@Noirchick1 I think the obvious FILM choice is Casablanca The MOST Bogey, Bogey is The Maltese Falcon The BEST Bogey is The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

The ONLY other way for a smaller PP to win vs AA is w/ a straight This chart is wrong. 66, 77, 88, 99 have the MOST straight windows (combinations) that do NOT interfere (aren’t blocked by) AA. Think about it. Prove me wrong. Please. Just fuckin prove me wrong. I dare you.

Obviously every othr pocket pair performs poorly against AA. Sure. My argument is that 66, 77, 88, and 99 perform BETTER than ALL the other pocket pairs. Set equity is the same for everything 22-KK Flush equity is the same for everything 22-KK Board play/chops also symmetric

Fuckin TORCHING ChatGPT like I said. Took the mf 20 minutes and me correcting it 17 times to find its way to an incorrect answer, yet again. (Literally every poker table says I’m wrong, so I might be wrong, but I’ve yet to get a satisfactory explanation as to why).

How hard do yall be pushing ChatGPT/Grok? I got this mf going in the tank for 90 seconds before they can answer my shit. Proud to ask the hard questions.

@ATRightMovies I mean.. not that it’s necessarily relatable, but Taxi Driver is like the loneliest a guy could possibly be. Loneliness-induced psychosis lol.

I know many will hate the LOTR exclusion, but it’s right there at 21, I promise. If they had awarded the trilogy as a whole it would be up there, but that’s not what the award is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is my “Top Twenty Films to Win The Academy Award for Best Picture” list valid..? Get spicy. Cook me. Go for it.

@TheMafiaPoint This list just reminded me of how sick Eastern Promises is lol… like so sick.

@sourpenismilk Why dafuq they say I2 instead of 12

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@ATRightMovies Actually my favorite movie fest. Michael Keaton is probably Out of Sight, but I wouldn’t call it a Michael Keaton movie.

@ATRightMovies Night Shift!

@thelilmosquito And I do think he is a technically marvelous filmmaker btw.. Arrival is also one of my favorite films of the century. It’s just hard to be a PTA man in a Nolan/Villeneuve world…

@thelilmosquito But god damn he DO have some shots tho…

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