NotFoidstone

@chauncypepper @KrislaMaris

Today marks my 150th session at the Pilates studio. Do you like my new socks Frens? 🤭🥰

@BBF429 @DoinksTheFrog Wasn’t at first 😏

@DoinksTheFrog @NotFoidstone Chocolate covered banana.

They say bananas can clean out your colon…. I found out today, the hard way, they meant “by eating them” fml

@FringedCanuck Too late. You were magnificent

@NotFoidstone Don’t raw dog it

I have more testosterone in my pinky finger than all the men in the Uniparty. Fucking pussies. You all need a slap from my good pimping hand…. I save that for my favourite hoes. You bitches are worth the extra smack. For Free…

@FringedCanuck I need you to count down slowly from 10 for me

@NotFoidstone Rub it out with lube. Dong raw dog it bro……😉

@NotFoidstone Did you peel them first?

@Czar_Of_Silly @AlenaDaOG If her toes are white, I will give her a ring before the day is over

@NotFoidstone @AlenaDaOG Good work king, spread my message

can we facetime

@AlenaDaOG @Czar_Of_Silly

@AlenaDaOG I knew you would see things my way. How’s this for a deal. You choose where we sail and I choose what you wear

@NotFoidstone fine ill go

who else sleeps naked?

@DoinksTheFrog I feel more clean than I actually am. You try smearing something all over cheeks. Maybe sit down in grass, bare ass after. It’s quite liberating

@NotFoidstone Eeeewwwwwie

@KurzBaby @_mossypebble I’ve busted to less. Proceed.

@NotFoidstone @_mossypebble She posts feet apparently x.com/i/status/20146…

bf requirements: -plays games with me -NO foot fetish -barks for me on command -NO foot fetish -won’t cheat on me -NO foot fetish -hopelessly in love w me

@NotFoidstone How’d that go

@FringedCanuck Let the fuckin know

I have ZERO FKS TO GIVE…. GFY if you are offended. Ask Tito for a tissue….

@greyfreakyy You say this but are you about this? DM

men are so simple all they need is boobs.

@kingkrabbyp Sounds to me like you need some cucumber in your life. Ever been on a yacht the size of a Walmart with an autocenter in the back?

5:30 am and haven’t gone to bed simply because I am fuming and now I’m double mad cause this was supposed to be a good nights rest for me

@KurzBaby @_mossypebble No foot fetish, she doesn’t deserve you king

@_mossypebble Show feet