Doinks the Retard Frog

Good morning X!

@TruthbyDiogenes @amyknowsball I have never heard of this sauce ever in my life

@amyknowsball @TheBigDoink_

It was fry sauce, thanks for playing

@johnny_danziel the “air it out” outfit

got my librarian fit on today!

@enchantd23 be a shame to waste it

Doinks Evening News: April 21st, 2026

Goodnight X

@A_townspeaks @nick130218 @hodges_allissa Really happy for you two retards. 🫂🙏

@nick130218 @hodges_allissa Absolutely man.

My mom used to tell me, “Allissa don’t talk to strangers on the internet”. Now I’m meeting the seriously most amazing man I’ve ever known, from the internet. ♥️ @nick130218 so glad you’re here.

@TisIsNasTherapy Thank you nas 🫂🤝

@TheBigDoink_ You are a legend sir 🫡🤙🔥

The story of the expired peach

@truetotherescue Bro this was too easy

@TheBigDoink_ 😂😂😂

@HockeyGuruOfX @BamaSaltyMarine Good one lol

@BamaSaltyMarine @TheBigDoink_

I had a rash on my testicles.I went to see a woman doctor, and she was holding my testicles. She said, You’ve got to stop Masturbating." I said why? She said because I'm trying to examine you.

@Mallorie6 Mallorie thinks I’m funny

@TheBigDoink_ 🤣

@mNich_2Cor317 I have about 80% of the way to go then Nic!

@TheBigDoink_ This body count may exceed that of some of the blockers. I work in analytics, always good to set goals and targets. 500 sounds like a reasonable before the target demographics change.

@ModdedBlueshift Honestly 😂

@TheBigDoink_ At this point id welcome a ritualistic sacrifice

When you thought it was sexy time because of the candles but she’s a witch, and you’re about to get sacrificed

@ihlbit I am their reckoning

@TheBigDoink_ Ewhores can't handle you

@stinkycubert @Breaking911 they think we’re dumb

@TheBigDoink_ @Breaking911 They really called it the triturd nebula 😭😭 space aliens be farting bro 😭😭😭

NASA’s Hubble Telescope has captured striking images of the Trifid Nebula, a “cosmic sea slug” located about 5,000 light-years from Earth.

@nick130218 @sassafroos Gold

@sassafroos 🤣🤣

Double it and give it to the next guy

@mNich_2Cor317 50+ and no lol

@TheBigDoink_ Are keeping a log of how many and who?

@shanaigans247 ❤️🫂💚

@TheBigDoink_ I am honored 🙏💛😁 I love y'all so fucking much 🖕

@NotFoidstone Don’t try us

My main man had two strikes, slipped, got arrested, and flipped. He screamed "Thug Life" and emptied the clip, got tired of runnin' from the hoe-lice