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@GeoRebekah “Trump’s peace talks”? He has no interest in peace, just a share of Putin’s spoils from Ukrainian owned land. He’s an embarrassment to the US.

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@BBCRadioStoke @journoontheedge “We believe more multi-story car parks would benefit everyone”

Town centres set for 'transformational' revamp bbc.in/4gMHVzK

@wheezylikesund1 @elonmusk It’s been horrible watching them gain power, but I feel hope when I see trump, musk, Zucker and bezos together; there’s no way on earth they’re capable of collaboration once in power. They’ll eat each other alive.

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Yes we haggle. If they don’t offer us the best dea (new customer equivalent) we cancel, give them the chance to offer again and will just create a new account with them. Never been an issue.

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@MagnificoCleary @EmmBee2244 @CilComLFC I miss normal people like you on Twitter. It says a lot about these guys that they start saying it’s “trafficking” and “enticing”. They’ll say and do anything to create hate towards refugees.

@EmmBee2244 @CilComLFC Yeah a bunch of nasty weirdos might pretend your kid of being used to ‘attract foreigners’

In Wales, the Welsh Refugee Council is using 12-year-old girls in ads meant to entice migrant men to come to Wales. Most members of this council are from the Middle East, India and Pakistan. I think I’m going to throw up.

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@willste92 @ByDonkeys 😂😂😂😂

@OldTimerBob @ByDonkeys Long live the king!

King Charles charges this RNLI lifeboat station to launch its boat because he owns the beach. And they’re not the only charity he’s rinsing (Location: Sennen Cove, Cornwall)

@willste92 @ByDonkeys Ok so the charities are bad, not King Charles, got it 👍

@OldTimerBob @ByDonkeys They pay millions to their ceos etc...

@Emmawasjim @ByDonkeys Are those landlords patrons of the charities they let to though?

@ByDonkeys Now do all the other land owners that are charging charities...

@willste92 @ByDonkeys What about all the other charities mentioned in the video. Are they scum for saving lives and helping people too?

@ByDonkeys RNLI are scum anyway or at least the ones between the channel are...

@Sandford_Police @Wise1Philosophy The police force shouldn’t be finishing off messages with a kiss

Officers have made a missing person appeal following @Wise1Philosophy disappearance from x

@ladbible It’s been known for decades that tuna contains mercury and is fine consumed infrequently

A recent study found risks with tins of tuna sold in the UK.

@tezilyas Sorry Tez, I hope you’re gig was at least good 😬

All I want today is a great gig and to walk off stage to a #Rovers victory. One of these has been too much to ask for recently 🥲

@SoVeryBritish *to the tune of happy birthday* “One day closer to death, one day closer to death”

Surely a generation will come along that will just cancel the “happy birthday to you” song. It’s time it died out. What psycho even started it? It’s the only time in life when your family sings at you while you wonder what to do with your face.

@good_faces_bot Cyborg Terry Wogan?

@ladbible Click-baiting someone’s death. Well done.

Read more: ladbible.com/news/sport/sve…

He couldn’t hold back the tears as he got his special moment ❤️

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Private Eye brilliant as ever.