OneToothTe𝕏an

Welcome to 𝕏, a large account will be by shortly to steal your content.

Truth doesn’t require validation… now her no filter, no makeup selfie, that’s a completely different story.

Focus on you. People are temporary.

You don’t like everybody. So why expect everybody to like you?

Chuck Norris was the reason Bigfoot was in hidding

I remember like it was yesterday.. we had 140 characters and it was glorious

People who can see the beauty and light even when it’s ugly and dark are your people

If the conversation involves sarcasm and twisted humour, I'm in.

What kind of fuckery is this? Me everytime I look at what's trending

My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese

I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.

Welcome to X, formerly known as Twitter, where we still call it Twitter. We’ve been expecting you.

Looks like a short, upside down candle to me. Y'all have dirty minds.

Fallait pas le faire chier.

@janefkndoe Feelings are dumb and useless.

@NikkiRoxx141265 Same

I'm just a stain on the Earth

I wanna drink until I'm walking in cursive 🥴

@HMMCoach 🤣🤣🤣

I can assure you that there are currently NO good looking women named Gretchen. I promise you on this

Hello Gen X my old friends, I’ve come to say your mom again.

@MissEyezz Enthusiasm at its finest. 😜

And last but not least. Real me, tired of your bullshit 🤣