Post Office Vaults

@RobertoRossUK Isn’t the quote something like “The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence”?

I envy the sheer patriotism and optimism that radiated from Donald Trump's Inauguration. It's a stark contrast to the current mood in Britain, where such collective pride and positivity seem scarce. Here's hoping we can reignite that spirit in the UK. God bless America!

@garydyke1 Wow, thank you for clearing that up for us Gary. I’ll let my mates Olly Goldberg, Ethan Benowitz and Anne Cohen know they are safe to shop in Tesco again because they don’t really get jokes.

@POVaults I think the idea is the business sprays something (a unique chemical signature) on anyone who breaks in out of hours and sets the alarm off . Police can then test any suspect to see if they have the chemical on them to prove they were at the scene of the crime

I just walked past Tesco and saw this sign on their wall: SELECT A DNA! DNA SPRAY SYSTEM INSTALLED HERE! A picture of someone trying to run from a chemical that has been dropped from above them! Is this sounding familiar or do I need to point out the bleeding obvious?!

Happy New Year Everyone! Those of us playing, I’m so sorry about this, rules are rules, but at least you’ll remember when you restarted playing THE GAME!

@stevejdabbs How long was it for you?

@POVaults I used to like you!!! 😡😂😂

I’m sorry but it’s REALLY annoyed me so I’m taking as many people down with me as possible. It’s got to be over 10 years but I’ve just thought about ‘The Game’! Those of you who remember it - HA, I’ve just made you lose too. May the next round of ‘The Game’ commence!

Luckily Inn Express delivered us our gas- so you can come down and experience our Titanic (stout) pretty much risk free for a good few weeks at least.

@bingedrnker @fayedavies @Kelcoll I know! Im so sorry. I took a picture of the empty platform though because the 5:47 train to Basingstoke was just pulling in. 😉

@fayedavies @Kelcoll @POVaults Awww you've missed getting a photo of the 5:46 to Basingstoke

Is this you or do this recognise this person. A member of my staff accidentally charged you £76.80 for your £6.80 round yesterday. Beer prices have increased recently but that’s crazy. If you come in with the card you used we will refund you and get you a beer on me as an apology

@Naughtydrivers @FreedUnit @ICOnews I’ll have a staff meeting this week and make sure we improve. Whilst we’re all together. Can you suggest the best way to tell someone to fuck off online should it be needed?

@Naughtydrivers @FreedUnit @ICOnews Thank you. We have managed to find the gentleman in question and will ask if he would like to legally take the matter further after refunding him. I’m sure he will thank you too. Take care.

@Naughtydrivers @FreedUnit @ICOnews What ‘data’ has been posted online? Are you seriously suggesting it would be better for me to not care and just keep the money?

We’ve located the gentleman thank you guys and it’s all sorted. Thank you for your help finding him.

@FreedUnit Agree completely, but when the card machine is clearly displayed to the customer (as in the cctv) I believe both parties might be at fault.

@POVaults The problem with staff holding card machines without letting the customer see the display. Happens in too many pubs.

Now pouring on our Guest Keg, we have Cherry Chouffe. A delicious Belgian Cherry Beer. 🍻🍒🇧🇪 instagr.am/p/Ci0n8i5De0U/

Today marks the start of Oktoberfest, but you don't have to travel to Munich to celebrate it, we've got you covered. We're serving Spaten Oktoberfest on draught, as well as bottles from Hacker-Pschorr, Lowenbrau, Paulaner, Hofbrau and Weihenstephaner! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪🥨

Now pouring from @glasshousebeerco, Bringing Seshy Back! A 3.5% session pale, perfect for this weather! #drinklocal #themotherboysdontknowhowtoact instagr.am/p/ChHmfmZjW2J/

Now pouring on cask from @vocationbrewery & @cloudwaterbrew, Beewitched. A super hoppy, hazy pale ale! instagr.am/p/Cg2MC2djxTq/

In case I forget to post it when I pull it through in the morning- this stunning Mallinsons will be fresh on pump 5! Please feel free to join me for a pint (or several) from midday. instagr.am/p/CgvUjH-K4ac/