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@aelfred_D Nobody will be as affected by the loss of heterosexual ballet as Jarvis.

@rtettemer9 I'm watching on HTN via a Roku TV, and while the channel does say both streams are for the home team, I've got the away feed. It's just mislabeled.

@TheAthletic Why are you still trying to convince me to cancel my subscription? I canceled three years ago.

Arsenal 🤝 Knicks Champions It's a Zohran Mamdani sports summer.

@tweetingboa @AliceFromQueens @VagrantSentinel @xwanyex

@tweetingboa @AliceFromQueens @VagrantSentinel @xwanyex Any idea what she wrote that was so stupid that even she had the presence of mind to delete it? It was gone by the time I got any notifications.

I still have a lot of liberal friends, but mostly old friends who I no longer live near. In my social circles today, basically everybody agrees with me on most everything. Everybody at my church is aligned. Most of my neighbors are aligned (Trump won my town handily). Again, liberals imagine people like me to be moral minorities desperate for their approval, because they have no theory of mind for other people who live in other contexts and what they’re doing when they say these things is picturing themselves voting for Trump and dealing with the fallout. These people are staggeringly, comically bad at modeling other minds. You really cannot say this enough.

@CaitlinPacific Shakespeare was mass entertainment.

The products of mass entertainment have never elevated a people.

@FDSportsbook Ivory Coast/Ecuador.

ALL. DAY. SOCCER. Can you pick ONE game to end in a tie/draw? 🇩🇪 Germany vs. Curaçao 🇨🇼 🇳🇱 Netherlands vs. Japan 🇯🇵 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast vs. Ecuador 🇪🇨 🇸🇪 Sweden vs. Tunisia 🇹🇳

@AliceFromQueens @VagrantSentinel @xwanyex That sentence is perfectly understandable.

@VagrantSentinel @xwanyex My theory of mind is that anyone who writes a sentence this garbled shouldn't expect to be understood.

@marybl62 @jtoonkel @SarahLongwell25 Kinda belies the claim that the Bulwark is for the politically homeless, doesn't it?

@jtoonkel @SarahLongwell25 I am a Dem who loves the Bulwalk! Their pods the best!

A profitable digital media company is as much a unicorn these days as a CEO that isn’t afraid to stand up for what they believe. My Latest about The Bulwark’s @SarahLongwell25 The Former GOP Operative Running a News Site for the ‘Politically Homeless’ wsj.com/business/media…

@DavidPhelan3 @feelsdesperate @HistoryBoomer No, no, you misheard.

@feelsdesperate @HistoryBoomer and now we are hearing that Obama had a youthful ambition to become an architect. Huh?! he's now responsible for two ugly buildings

Claiming Obama was not a big reader or an intellectual is insane. This is what happens when your whole shtick is "they're dumb, we're smart." Liberals have plenty of smart guys. So do conservatives and progressives. Even MAGA has smart guys! Only fools think otherwise.

@YotsubaScreens If Best Girl says there are no mistakes, then there are no mistakes.

@yenpress If DanMachi is a possible answer it is always the correct answer.

That's all for our announcements for today! Stay tuned for our panel at Anime Expo to see what else we'll have for you! 😍 In the meantime, which of our latest announcements are you most excited for!?

@sunnyright It remains water which can be used again because using it doesn't mean chemically alerting it?

Wait until people finds out what happens to "used" water.

@Galinaleigh Oh my god what have I gotten myself into. No wonder it's impossible to follow your train of thought; nonsense like this is the surest proof that you haven't got one.

Most people don't know that the planet is metabolically alive.

@OldSchool80s I was recently flying and popped it on the seat back screen to watch, but in the selection menu it was called "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" and I still don't know what to make of that.

June 12, 1981: 45 years ago, Raiders of the Lost Ark was released in theaters. #80s

@Galinaleigh So? Knowing how something works isn't important to knowing how it fits into the economy. "doesn't know how food grows" is pure strawman; using one suggests you have no actual argument worth engaging with.

Keep in mind that this guy knows little to nothing about how food grows.

@jarvis_best @Kalshi Can confirm.

Please tag @kalshi and let them know you want to see ol’ Jarvis in a real life ad like this. Jarvis posting. Jarvis drinking. Jarvis waiting in line at the Taco Bell. And so forth. That’s pretty much what I do.

@juliamacfarlane First of all, "FIFA" is a French abbreviation, not English, and second, "soccer" is a British word that the Brits petulantly stopped using only because Americans, already having a form of football and needing a word, adopted it for the sport.

If any Americans are confused about whether it’s called soccer or football and don’t accept that the country that invented it calls it football - ask them what the Fs in FIFA stand for ⚽️

@ingelramdecoucy @wil_da_beast630 @ashlee_leeee I wouldn't bet *your* money. That'd just be a dick move.

@wil_da_beast630 @ashlee_leeee Not sure I’d bet any real money on him being a “former” alcoholic

I don't think Graham Platner actually "is a Nazi" - i.e., someone who supports the goals of the German NSDAP political party. I think he is a former alcoholic mercenary, who got one of the most famous Nazi symbols as a tattoo to show he is a "killer," and is currently struggling with giant infidelity and woman-abuse scandals. Watching lib-fem type friends passionately support him is thus, still, very funny.

@HistoryBoomer I've seen no evidence convincing me you're not a total fucking moron.

Everyone wants nuance until it comes to Totenkopf tattoos, and then it's suddenly, "He's a Nazi, stop with your nuance!" And the darkly funny thing is, I can see people reading my words as irony, but I mean them. I've seen no evidence convincing me he had Nazi beliefs.🤷‍♂️ 1/