Pinball Preparedness

@GeneralMCNews @JBPritzker Just remember Tubby, even a blind man could find you in his sights. Try it and you'll unleash a Hell you could not comprehend.

BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says the plan for “Project 2029” is to have the Trump administration criminally prosecuted.

@MS2PZ 9

Anyone know??

Islamic Imam in Germany: "As soon as you enter Paradise, 72 virgins will be waiting for you. When you are done with one virgin, the next one will be ready for you. The virgins won’t be jealous of each other." Why is it always about sex in the afterlife for them?

@ErikUnchained Tone means everything. Fake!

Five Guy Challenge! 🤣🤣

@LordToyotomi @Simon_Ingari Hope you have a good employment lawyer

@Simon_Ingari LOL. If one of my employees talked to me that way it would be his last day.

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@Simon_Ingari There are only three conditions an employer does not have to pay you overtime 1) You are a on commission 2) You are in Management 3) You have hiring/firing responsibilities Other that that, They are required by LAW to pay OT

@Its_ereko Ohhh, you poor misguided soul. Consequences...Learn how to spell it in Spanish.

🇲🇽🇨🇺 BREAKING: Mexico will send oil to Cuba. Trump's blockade has fallen. 60 years of embargo. 60 years of trying to starve an island. Now Mexico breaks the siege. Oil shipments. Solidarity. Sovereignty. The US can sanction. Can threaten. Can block. But neighbors help. Neighbors deliver. Neighbors don't forget. Cuba has been alone too long. Mexico just changed that. The blockade isn't gone. But it's cracked. And cracks spread. Mexico sends oil. The world watches. The empire fumes. Solidarity wins. Every time.

@Hot_Pepper76 Meat Loaf

"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (1978) He tells her he wants her and needs her, but he still loves someone else, so he cannot say "I love you" to her. Not exactly comforting. Do you hear this as honest, or just cold? Name the artist. x.com/calmalgodown/s…

@gracieback2 Obvious!

lol … READY SET GO?

@USATRUMPMAN1 Lumens

What is brightness measured in?

@MikeCorkSr1 Damned straight!

@Velvetvignette1 The problem with your question is that you assume I'd be friends with a heathen.

🚨Would you? Let's say you're out to dinner with friends and one of your friends/acquaintances happens to be Muslim. If they asked you not to eat bacon in front of them, would you?

@SDSLLC_USA Pontius Pilate didn't have a FOID card?

Do you know the REAL reason Jesus was crucified on a cross? It's not what you think.

@AntiLeftMemes Here in Tennessee? Fire up the backhoe

American woman has a question 🇺🇸 "What if I came in YOUR HOUSE, with all my bags, picking out all your food, deep freezer, snacks, your grandmother's milk and everything, what are you gonna do?"

@conquertheno Steven Tyler

Who is this? Wrong answers only. 🤔

@Irish_Cowboy88 It amazes me that Emmitt and Aikman were in the same backfield. Emmitt is a class act and Aikman is one of the biggest POSs ever to come out of the NFL (as a person)

Name a great athlete who was (or is) a great person off the field as well.

@JUFURN_15 As a 6'8" guy, I agree with her.

Thoughts 🤔❓

@IanJaeger29 If there has been ONE, we need it.

Democratic Senator Raphael Warnock says that there’s only been 20 incidents of illegal immigrants trying to register to vote in his state, and that’s why we don’t need the SAVE AMERICA ACT.

@SDSLLC_USA K-I -Double hockey sticks

Fill in the blank. One shot, one _ _ _ _. #VeteransKnowThisOne

@mazemoore Well, its not like she'll ever have to worry about the decision

2023. The "First Partner" of California is asked if she will call herself "First Partner" if her husband Gavin becomes President. Ready for her crazy eyes in the White House? BTW, watch how this self-proclaimed "defender of women" passively disses Melania.