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生後1ヶ月の息子 新人とは思えない落ち着き

体育の先生が生徒に指導してた体幹ツイストストレッチ。 これデスクワークで縮こまった背筋が容赦なく伸びて超気持ち良い…運動不足で筋肉ガチガチの社会人も習慣にすると体が軽くなる↓

@BallisticPissle @basedganyu /v/ still talks about video games?

@basedganyu This would’ve popped off on /v/

My friend rushed into the room and told me that his sister had been in a terrible car accident. "For real?" I asked. "PS5," he responded, And I knew he was playing no games.

@igor_os777 Nevermind, found it.

@igor_os777 Does anyone have the pic where you can buy "glass straws" on Amazon, and it turns out they are meth pipes per chance? Always a classic.

You don't appreciate how incredibly hard it is to use the extremely limited English vocabulary creatively when you grew up with proper Slavic profanities.

Bir anneannenin torunu için ördüğü Kurabiye Canavarı kostümünün sevimliliği.

@neevin @Grxit Waiter! Another one.

@GFL2EXILIUM_EN Oh dear. My wallet is in danger. Again.

Dear Commander, You have received a special invitation to the Starlight Gala on April 23rd. We look forward to seeing you there. >> Download on mobile and PC: sunborn.onelink.me/fxKG/prall #GirlsFrontline2Exilium #gfl2exilium

煽りスキル高くて草

@jessithebuckeye They are really carrying that weight.

Clearer pic from the NASA website

The mission patches for the Navy’s Artemis II recovery team are so fierce!! “Come With Me Space Cowboy”

Japan, here’s another American Classic! It’s MEATLOAF‼️ It’s just a big chunky mound of beef with onions,bell peppers and Cheese… My grandmother cooked this once a week when I was a kid. Now my wife makes the loaf and I smoke it in the Smoker! This pairs great with mashed potatoes and brown gravy! What would be a good side dish for this in Japan?

飼い主にべったりのカワウソがかわいい

I've told a few stories about my Dad here. He was a 36 year Naval Officer, Naval Aviator (A-1, A-4, A-7) and a veteran of several jaunts to Vietnam. I remember once after some near-incident while driving, he said "Falcon 109." I asked him what that meant and he said it's from the Vietnam era Falcon Codes and it meant "Lovely, simply f*cking lovely." Years later I tracked down the complete list and will share them here. Enjoy! "Here are the famous FALCON CODES use by Navy Aviator community during Vietnam. The Air Force used them too, so there are variations. They were on a kneeboard card carried by most Aviators. One would simply transmit “Falcon 101” (one of the more popular) to express your thoughts. "Never ask a Naval Aviator if he is a fighter pilot. If he is, he’ll tell you. If not, you’ll just embarrass him." FALCON CODES 101 YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME 102 GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK 103 BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME 104 WHAT THE FUCK, OVER? 105 IT'S SO FUCKING BAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT 106 I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE 107 THIS PLACE SUCKS 107A THIS PLACE SUCKS SO BAD IT BLOWS 108 FUCK YOU VERY MUCH 109 LOVELY, SIMPLY FUCKING LOVELY 110 THAT GODDAMNED "O" CLUB 111 HERE COMES ANOTHER 2/LT - ENS 111A HERE COMES ANOTHER FULL BULL 112 FUCK! SHIT! PISS! 113 HAIR PIE, FUR BURGERS 114 I JUST GOT FUCKED 115 BIG FUCKING DEAL 116 HANG IT IN YOUR FUCKING EAR 117 GET BENT 118 GIVE A SHIT, GIVE A SHIT 119 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF FUCKING BALLS 120 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 120A HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR 120B HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY 121 FUCK IT! JUST FUCK IT 122 SHIT HOT 123 BITCHEN' 124 TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT 125 FUCKIN' FOREIGN NATIONAL 126 FUCKIN' HEAVIES 127 DEVASTATING, JUST FUCKING DEVASTATING 128 FUCK YOU ! ! ! 129 IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, FUCK EM 130 ADIOS MUTHAFUCKA (ONLY USED ON FREEDOM FLIGHT) 131 FUCK YOU, STRONG LETTER FOLLOWS 132 YOU BETTER LOVE YOUR FUCKING STAFF, BECAUSE YOUR STAFF LOVES FUCKING YOU 00 (DOUBLE NUTS) COLLECTIVE (ALL OF THE ABOVE)

i know a blueberry pie hates to see me comin