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@NineGunpla @Goondius i can hear the picture

I Wonder how many people will survive this button Vote #FWMCpix

@daigedar @Mundanepykz @muaxh03 or sarcastic

@Mundanepykz @muaxh03 No blue checkmark, this guy’s retarded for free!

Love the new "realism" change in Helldivers 2 where the directional shield blocks my own lasers. Makes total sense a sci-fi shield can’t tell friend from enemy, really immersive when I’m my own biggest counter. Thank you Arrowhead.

@daveandfoley @KirscheVerstahl wrong way, its uk. I mean you can still storm Normandy and then take the train to Dover but there are easier ways.

@KirscheVerstahl Forced behaviors must be met with force. When do we launch the invasion? A million Korsche's storming Normandy.

bro what, how'd my korsche plush announcement get an age-restricted adult label in the EU??? Eurobros, what do you guys do to woodland critters????

@xkelchikx @HnkEcho "drinking a white monster turns me into one"

@HnkEcho Take this, Pippa, it's a pass.

pippa lore

@Kaneko_Lumi @PrinceHotdog77 Same energy

@PrinceHotdog77 hey ive been stuck in space for 3 weeks do you think i could bum a ride back to earth no big deal i'll just sit in your cargo hold i just really need to go home my face is so puffy help

sleep-deprived lemon 🍋 #lumillust

@yukkayuriy @EmperorCokeLord @caretojoin @garret_cain @muaxh03 gas and fire prevent them releasing spores

@EmperorCokeLord @caretojoin @garret_cain @muaxh03 The Sporebug meta is to not kill anyone or they get a speedboost lol

I’m genuinely emotional right now. Arrowhead actually listened to me and made Hive Guard armor heavy. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I reported this everyday since launch. Pure gameplay perfection. A historic update. Thank you for making my dream come true.

@Inactive4Active @TopGyaru I´m a fcking Owlbear, ofc I choose myself

@RainsCyb @TopGyaru You pressed the gamble button to, but with others lives… Kind of does just show you are the selfish one and now pissed that people are looking at ya knowing you wouldn’t help others.

Blue button arguments be like: "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" Red arguments be like: "Press the red button and you win"

@Inactive4Active @TopGyaru they pressed the gamble button, they can deal with it

@TopGyaru Press the blue and you and everyone else lives. Seems weird you are the one knowing that by pressing red you will contribute to others deaths of others yet will press it regardless. Especially when you know 51% is an easier number to reach than 100%

@bajablastmyself @Cirilla_FER @ShitpostRock2 wouldnt call it more accurate, its a different premise now.

@Cirilla_FER @ShitpostRock2 here how about this more accurate visual

Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted

@NerdAthleticz @doxntme how is blue the smarter choice? is the train approaching a cliff? i just see "stay safe" or "get into a dangerous situation and hope enough people follow"

@doxntme I think most reds realize, once they think beyond the immediate "I live" that blue is the smarter long term choice. So they switch up the hypothetical to make blue less logical.

What is it with red button pushers rewriting the question, like you're presenting an entirely different scenario

@NoerholtDK @redacted4473 @Rothmus same for germany. Gasoline is Benzin, Benzene is Benzol

@redacted4473 @Rothmus The map is not 100% accurate but an English interpretation In Denmark fx Gasoline = benzin Benzene = benzen

My most authoritarian opinion is it should be a crime to call gasoline “essence.” Gasoline, petrol, and benzene are acceptable. Everything else gets you sent to the gulag.

@Balthazar_Again @Rothmus autotranslate made it even funnier

@Rothmus Petrol = matériau brut Gasoline = mouais, pourquoi pas Benzene = C6H6 Essence = summum Naphta = marque de déodorant Other = "oh regardez-moi je suis différent"

@LapisLazAlter @player_german @Chibben_Fren @braxcyy so sweden and greece are eastern too?

@player_german @Chibben_Fren @braxcyy because it's the east-west axis, not the north-south, dumbo

I wonder where the guy who made this map is from. Any guesses?

@0000fool @hayasaka_aryan Depends on the country. Some nordic countries killed more men than women for witchcraft

@hayasaka_aryan Also something like 25% of “witches” that were killed were men.

Jesus and his followers are famously known for not being persecuted and crucified

@vapejuiceyummy @AdogOnSalvia @midaeros @Back2Foulke Definitions vary. Before learning English I only knew soda as soap powder.

@AdogOnSalvia @midaeros @Back2Foulke That is literally the definition of soda? Syrup mixed with carbonated water.

The funniest thing about this is the brits keep talking about americans and other europeans are chiming in being like "no, i also don't understand why your lemonade is carbonated."

@MariaVerdeGA @midaeros Welcome to different cultures

@midaeros Huge shock ordering lemonade on my first visit to London at 7. I hate anything carbonated and was horrified id essentially been served lemon soda

@MagicPuddingDi @midaeros Same in Germany. -schorle is with flat water, -limo is with sparkling water

@midaeros Because in English the suffix -ade means sparkling. If it's not, we call it a cordial, or a squash. So orangeade means sparkling, orange squash, orange cordial or orange drink are not.

@LiamXVX @midaeros Yes, soda is used as soap powder here. Your friend probably had flashbacks to the time they learned about the tide pod challenge.

@midaeros I learned in high school German class that the German word for soda is Limo, because Germans refer to soda as Limonade. I asked a German friend if that was true and I’ve never seen someone so puzzled before

@Glaukopos @cuntstanza @midaeros Tbf most countries call it football

@cuntstanza @midaeros My favorite is when they get pissed off because we call the game “soccer,” “Only you stupid Americans call it that,” and then people from a bunch of other countries chime in, “uh, actually we call it soccer too.”

@scorps_art @MarvinTBaumann only because it would be the 5th feta-variant next to the german, albanian, cypriot and italian ones.

@RainsCyb @MarvinTBaumann Taking this argument to its logical conclusion, all that would happen is that America would make feta the exact same, call it something else (let's say Betta) and then you would complain that it's not American, it's just feta, and call Americans stupid for calling it smth else

Americans are free to develop their own cheese culture over the next two thousand years and then start exporting it to Europe. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, yanky.