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@NoerholtDK @redacted4473 @Rothmus same for germany. Gasoline is Benzin, Benzene is Benzol

@redacted4473 @Rothmus The map is not 100% accurate but an English interpretation In Denmark fx Gasoline = benzin Benzene = benzen

My most authoritarian opinion is it should be a crime to call gasoline “essence.” Gasoline, petrol, and benzene are acceptable. Everything else gets you sent to the gulag.

@Balthazar_Again @Rothmus autotranslate made it even funnier

@Rothmus Petrol = matériau brut Gasoline = mouais, pourquoi pas Benzene = C6H6 Essence = summum Naphta = marque de déodorant Other = "oh regardez-moi je suis différent"

@LapisLazAlter @player_german @Chibben_Fren @braxcyy so sweden and greece are eastern too?

@player_german @Chibben_Fren @braxcyy because it's the east-west axis, not the north-south, dumbo

I wonder where the guy who made this map is from. Any guesses?

@0000fool @hayasaka_aryan Depends on the country. Some nordic countries killed more men than women for witchcraft

@hayasaka_aryan Also something like 25% of “witches” that were killed were men.

Jesus and his followers are famously known for not being persecuted and crucified

@vapejuiceyummy @AdogOnSalvia @midaeros @Back2Foulke Definitions vary. Before learning English I only knew soda as soap powder.

@AdogOnSalvia @midaeros @Back2Foulke That is literally the definition of soda? Syrup mixed with carbonated water.

The funniest thing about this is the brits keep talking about americans and other europeans are chiming in being like "no, i also don't understand why your lemonade is carbonated."

@MariaVerdeGA @midaeros Welcome to different cultures

@midaeros Huge shock ordering lemonade on my first visit to London at 7. I hate anything carbonated and was horrified id essentially been served lemon soda

@MagicPuddingDi @midaeros Same in Germany. -schorle is with flat water, -limo is with sparkling water

@midaeros Because in English the suffix -ade means sparkling. If it's not, we call it a cordial, or a squash. So orangeade means sparkling, orange squash, orange cordial or orange drink are not.

@LiamXVX @midaeros Yes, soda is used as soap powder here. Your friend probably had flashbacks to the time they learned about the tide pod challenge.

@midaeros I learned in high school German class that the German word for soda is Limo, because Germans refer to soda as Limonade. I asked a German friend if that was true and I’ve never seen someone so puzzled before

@Glaukopos @cuntstanza @midaeros Tbf most countries call it football

@cuntstanza @midaeros My favorite is when they get pissed off because we call the game “soccer,” “Only you stupid Americans call it that,” and then people from a bunch of other countries chime in, “uh, actually we call it soccer too.”

@scorps_art @MarvinTBaumann only because it would be the 5th feta-variant next to the german, albanian, cypriot and italian ones.

@RainsCyb @MarvinTBaumann Taking this argument to its logical conclusion, all that would happen is that America would make feta the exact same, call it something else (let's say Betta) and then you would complain that it's not American, it's just feta, and call Americans stupid for calling it smth else

Americans are free to develop their own cheese culture over the next two thousand years and then start exporting it to Europe. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, yanky.

@ChrisRespi @MataraKan @GeneralGEEGA at this point its a pentagram

@MataraKan @GeneralGEEGA the vtuber relationship tree is a circle :D

YES I love my wife YES I will be up at 3am to collab with her

@Salovville @MarvinTBaumann then just export that

@MarvinTBaumann They do have good cheese in Wisconsin

@GaryLesterStar @MarvinTBaumann only as a sauce

@MarvinTBaumann Perhaps you have never heard of Wisconsin

@alvar_lind @MarvinTBaumann still haunted by the sprayable cheese

@MarvinTBaumann They tried, then they found out we Europeans also have rules on what counts as cheese and theirs did not qualify to be called cheese here

@scorps_art @MarvinTBaumann same to you. every country selling feta-like cheese in the eu just calls it something else. american sheep cheese would be an option

@MarvinTBaumann Does Europe not have Google or something?

@AustiniusHumili @MarvinTBaumann we know of 3 american cheeses: string, kraft singles and easy cheese. are there more?

@MarvinTBaumann I mean you’re also welcome to get the fuck off our internet and platforms you smarmy loser. You’re engaging in American culture right now by even being on our public forums. As for cheese? If you cared enough beyond being a pretentious slob you’d know we have a robust cheese cu

@Th3bas3D @MSVLKnight @MarvinTBaumann how about spraying it like pre-whipped cream?

@MSVLKnight @MarvinTBaumann CHEESE IS SUPPOSED TO BE GRATED AND MELTED ON THE TOP, OR BAKED INTO IT.

@wereshnefer @tytus_augustus @chibidoki Chibidoki is Putin😱

@tytus_augustus @chibidoki I had my suspicions but this confirms it.

@Justin673863881 @SnappyTurtle73 @ShannonMFHill I´d say the 2 ricin letters count too

@SnappyTurtle73 @ShannonMFHill Those are all just times the secret service investigated. It would be like calling Cathy Griffin's Trump beheading an assassination plot. The only one that involved anything in reality was a guy firing a gun in the direction of the White House when Obama wasn't there.

We had a black president for eight years and not one white racist Republican redneck took a shot at him. Ever.

@8675WWW @LeneFromNorway @MattisRedacted @DoppelgangBurr mb, equated fertilizer to manure

@RainsCyb @LeneFromNorway @MattisRedacted @DoppelgangBurr talkin minerals here and being a bit sarcastic of course nitrogen doesn't appear to be the problem so I didn't indicate that

Two things can be true at once Trump is a terrible diplomat who has no idea how to approach strategic territorial acquisitions And Europe’s response to the American interest in purchasing Greenland is utterly absurd and ultimately does more harm than good