Erlich Bachman

I just officially signed a multimillion dollar deal to acquire a plastic straw and bag company. The future is bright 😎

Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"

I appreciate everyone who comments on porn videos. This is definitely something that adds value.

Release the Jian Yang files!

GRND Stock holding steady

I've had 3 margherita pizzas and I'm not even buzzed.

Top 69 now 😎

Had some conversations with Elon and he says I’m in the top 420 for the job if it becomes available. Just waiting for my Opium Den liaison and Kim Jung-un to return my reference request.

Remember the name Jacob McClean, because he moved in next door and I’m terrible with names. Thanks

Are you allowed to have a pet in prison?

@elonmusk Pitch: Model Y Not?

Some epically funny tweets 🤣🤣

Quite the day!

Mr. @elonmusk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some @PhilzCoffee (on you) and chat

To be crystal clear, I am @nottjmiller nor have I have ever claimed not to be @nottjmiller

"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune

I need to get a Halloween costume, I hear that illegals are giving out rainbow fentanyl #FoxNews

Is anyone else happy my Step Dad Steve died or just me?

@SethWickersham I leased it out on @turo

Where’s the Aviato car?

In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has determined that every girl must allow me to help them find their earrings

@encrypted_soul_ @TechBroDrip Agreed. Very handsome

@TechBroDrip Looks like Erlich Bachman @RealErlich

Richard Stallman (godfather of the free software movement)

@krishnabtwtr I think this is racist but not sure

@RealErlich You should go there dressed as a Chinaman with Jin yang

I’m excited to announce that I have received an #offer from Stanford University to refrain from stepping foot on their campus or I’ll receive a trespassing citation. #uncommitted