Cypress Cole

𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫-𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬: 𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 EoH (Cyboot), an ongoing sci-fi inspired Legion of Super-Heroes fic, functions as its own continuity influenced by what's come before. I publish weekly (ish). Reading list below. I don't own LoSH etc.

The real 30 under 30 is the wire fraud we committed along the way.

@bomboy70 @DTscos @CleatsThe4th @newmetrohaven @notrealfakenam @finfangfum_ @noachlive @auguryAsid @haderachdingus @hennessyhakeem Irl Gates.

@DTscos @CleatsThe4th @newmetrohaven @notrealfakenam @finfangfum_ @noachlive @RealTimeTrapper @auguryAsid @haderachdingus @hennessyhakeem Irl Polar Boy.

It’s fascinating how big two comics have evolved from “entertainment aimed at children where things happen” to “entertainment aimed at manchildren where nothing happens”

They won't know for several decades that he writes poetry about his friends 💔

They slander his poetic, romantic soul so bad 😭

@DTscos @bomboy70 @newmetrohaven @notrealfakenam @finfangfum_ @noachlive @RealTimeTrapper @auguryAsid @haderachdingus @hennessyhakeem Get DT to 20k so he can get more people to read legion

@DTscos @CleatsThe4th @newmetrohaven @notrealfakenam @finfangfum_ @noachlive @bomboy70 @auguryAsid @haderachdingus @hennessyhakeem

Wow that’s a lot. Don’t follow me but do follow @CleatsThe4th @newmetrohaven @notrealfakenam @finfangfum_ @noachlive @bomboy70 @RealTimeTrapper @auguryAsid @haderachdingus @hennessyhakeem and anyone else I follow

He’s a cutie

Felt weird to answer his question with, "Hey, do you know about this cult?"

Could not for the life of me remember the company, but I knew the company lore, related cult doctrine, and the names in the family tree of the founder. It passed through my mind for several seconds while I stared blankly at the cashier looking stupid. Never remembered the name.

Yeah, so I don't have any fancy diagnosis, but there was this one time I had to pick something up that I had ordered to a store and the cashier asked me the make of the product...

Them 😭

Was there a run on freaking LADY FINGERS??? A shortage??? Why am I having to go to 4 grocery store and NO ONE has them 🤬🤬🤬 Now I have to order DELIVERY!! Freaking Prime Now Lady Fingers from that evil bald goon Jeffery Bezos just so I can make Tiramisu!!! Ridiculous.

Tell me why Lady Fingers are the hardest flipping thing to find EVER?!?!!? Listed on the grocery app: yep. At any grocery store: LOL. LMAO even. No they're NOT!!! Does everyone in my 15 mile geographic area need to make Tiramisu at the same time?!?!!?

@WokeLegion Defend moot's face card: unnecessary.

@karazorellvr DM me a tweet and I'll post it.

Girl im bored let’s log into each others accounts

Another great @Artsy_Chef request.

Legion Aesthetic 💫 Zero Hour.

It's Thursday. Lock in.

@WokeLegion Have thoughts. Will DM.