Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here

They're like, wilkommen over NeXT month. Tim Cook's out, eh? Our S minnesota hotdish fundraiser is next week. Klobuchar missed our last such event. Had to comb hair or something. But we let the SoS eat cake and cucumber salad. Littorally. THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. #VSS365

@Bofferson Die a log harder.

'Here's the Jeeves MkI Robo-Butler. It comes with #undertones of sarcasm.' 'Far too expensive.' 'Ok. We do have the Alfred "Michael Caine" 200. I'll just demonstrate.' 'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.' 'Hmm. It appears to be stuck in Italian Job mode.' #vss365

Eric has a book now? Who wrote it?

@Hells75Belle SSN-783

Remember when this place used to be filled with wannabe Doms 🤣 Ahh the golden days of Twitter

GNU linux robot overlord Elon Musk and his soddy royal family funders have done an awesome job clearing X of Twitter bots that lack authenticity. She's jest atypical astrophysicist neurologist who can manifest a girlfriend on grok anytime fitness demands one her for.

IT's not rocket science. You can hire a more qualified woman like©️Gwynne_Shotwell to give you credit for being such a genius White SA rocket scientist who never showed up for classes at Stanford men will happily work under her as if you're the big boss man with The Right Stuff!

@Jay_FrickinLynn 🐧

Do they take dictation like Elon's totally fake bartender at his Universal Studios event? Or so Amber heard.

@24tog Yeah, that's what Amber heard she said about her hubs on X and Ketamine.

@WillieHandler I here ewe.

A big shoutout to the people over 50 because I know y'all don't hear so good.

@kaydee816 Xi's the balm.

@kaydee816 Thats what Xi said after the global pandemonium. 🐼🎤

@SciPiHarvey My kids' third grade teachers were not veteran spouses moving around with needy kids. Free sweaters is a good niche to target. Take care not to annoy the engagement farming detection algorithm!

Does anyone know the secret?!

@okayestpoet Anyway, nice frame facing with that haircut. Good colour on you.

@okayestpoet APARENTLY the X al gore rhythm has decided to show me everyone's birthday shot today. This is fine. Don't shoot me now. I should probably get something else done on this borin, grainy day.

No-filter birthday selfie! This is 42😌

Chris+Ben Doerr are haters who hate moms who demand action well regulated by a Second Amendment. It's funny how the very Biblically girl-focused Trump🌯ACO Administration milked money out of crypto speculators on a🌮taco Tuesday. Allotted money went to Xi men who are very manly.

@EznaBr I enjoy having a daughter explain to me how the world works now. Go get it. It's your turn.

@RichGraves …congratulations bro glad it worked for you.

my hottest take is you should go to college post 21. college should be 21-25. I'm a better student now than I was at 18. And I feel the severity of signing up for student loans now. 18-21 should be for traveling, working and volunteering.

@JustAMomNamedMM Mm👄

It’s my birthday so send me some kisses!

@muhlenkampwrite I did not see that unhelpful technological distraction coming.

@muhlenkampwrite 我没有想到会发生这样的事。

When you’re finding it difficult to write, just remember… Your characters are the problem.

@rjph_author Maybe if you help the real George R.R. Martin with his training or whatever, people obsessed with his lack of recent output to their licKing will lead less disappointed, angry lives?

Seems legit… 🤣