Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available!

November 9 was a milestone in a journey that began 4 years ago with the release of my memoir Out From the Shadows. This is an important book in light of the world today. It is important to my family. As an 8 year old, Jordan is only beginning to understand the significance.

Iranian missile fragments landing close to religious sites in j Jerusalem's Old City.

I'll be back in 24 hours. Stay safe.

Footage shows the moment a fragment from an Iranian ballistic missile struck Jerusalem's Old City. According to the IDF, the missile was intercepted, and fragments fell down, causing damage at a parking lot in the Jewish Quarter, around 400 meters from the Western Wall and Al-Aqsa Mosque/Temple Mount.

@rekashun I know

In honor of Afroman's court victory "Then I Got High" share.google/akvWVyGAoPbt49…

@ImtiazMadmood ✡️

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

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@RealtorZeanna I no longer control weather

@WillieHandler Send some rain over here! There's forecasted to be zero rain in March for the first time in like 50 years or so. ☀️ 95° F for the fourth day in a row today.

Hey groundhog! Your six weeks are up. Turn off winter if you want to live to see another Feb 2.

@amy_grech Boo

@CongSynopsis Nothing planned this year

@WillieHandler You coming to DC anytime????

If you are in the New York area, I will be speaking at the Holocaust Memorial and Tolerance Center on April 26. I promise it will be inspirational. I would would love to meet you there. The registration link is below. wl.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblin…

I'll always pay more for deboned donuts.

“Monsters exist, but they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions.” ~ Primo Levi, Auschwitz survivor.

@greatbiggiantL False advertising

@WillieHandler Pretty rude, innit? 🤔

How can they call it an everything bagel when there's no cocaine?

@Lindaonpoint Great colors

I want to see the coolest photo on your phone that you actually took yourself. No selfies. Go!

@suemacduff The colour! ❤️

@Anne_Arbor Good idea

@WillieHandler Are you going to teach yourself a lesson?

Someone raided my secret snack drawer in my office and I'm pissed. Okay it was me. But I'm still pissed.

@BENT15531772 Lol

@WillieHandler sorry, willie. i had the first part assumed... "better than that cake would be a souffle." but i guess that's not good either. i read it a third time and realize you were asking who, not what. no twisted mind comes to mind. sorry.

What twisted mind was the first to look at a bag of carrots in their fridge and say they would make a good cake?

@glassofbrycet Love the lighting