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@mbiti_mwondi Masomo ni ya maana jameni . Sasa hizi ni gani surely

Low IQ bastards!

@nikokadiKE Criminology main

Hiyo course maina njenga amegraduate nayo inaeza kwa gani?

@NytoP2PMwangi From looted money .it ain't impact let's agree

You saw that background yesterday at the funeral of the father of Cabinet Secretary Davis Chirchir (he was 93 years) and really believed in education. That facility is not a private school ,no! its not a cambridge one. It is a public primary school, remodelled and uplifted by CS Chirchir in giving back to the community. It is Kipketii Primary School. That is how impact should look. Works in silence- he calls it quiet spirit/ strength🙏 ////Caren Kiki///

@Nairobi_Express Campus gani iko coast? Pwani university ni polytechnic

Yaani mmh nisomee primary huko kakamega, mahali tulikuwa tunapikiwa mandazi na mafuta ya taa, I struggled nifike National school Nairobi, I struggled niingie campus kwanza yenye iko coast, mahali naangalia kwaheri Kenya na jicho moja. Either nitoke kwa meli ama na ndege, then you kijana ya mtu out of nowhere unakuja unidanganye na mapenzi yako ya msituni unirudishe Shimalavandu ama Ngop Ngeso huko Siaya. Can’t you see the trajectory of my life? Why do you want my tomorrow to look like yesterday? Not today Satan, ala! - A lady confesses online

@thatfirstlady 😅facts facts

Kiss as much as you want because there is no kissing in marriage.

@CydWambui Iam the mosquito

You could be fighting for your life and theres s mosquito trying to feed on you. Zilaaniwe

@KKamufu Burwein

You can literally be pressed for hours and your body would hold the urine but the minute you're approaching a toilet, all hell will break loose. Why is that?🤔

@Osama_otero That's not important to kenyans rn That or 95 shillings for exercise books?

Apparently the Chapati making machine is thing that exists in real life. This is not Kenya though. This one produces 9k chapatis in one hour. So all along Ruto and Sakaja were right.

@BravinYuri Also feminists will get married ASAP

Imagine a government where Amerix runs the Health Sector. I said, imagine.

@BravinYuri Perfect My thinking is We should be more preventive than always focusing on cure.

@DrDennisOuma @edwinsifuna Your time will come . Individual time Your neck will be skinned and ass shoved with spade

-LUHYAS have the LOWEST IQ among THE KENYAN TRIBES.🤔🤔😬😬😬. -They are the 2nd most popular Tribe in Kenya but are relegated to kitchen and watchmen duties in Kenya. -Edwin Sifuna is a great Example of LUHYAS MEDIOCRITY @edwinsifuna 🤗🤗🤗🤗. -USELESS EDWIN SIFUNA. 😊

@Weeleey6 You don't need Uhuru It's just us making you great .keep going

This guy always has answers ready😂🔥

@amerix Yes yes .

I am glad to see Kenyan men being aware of the correct masculine standing posture. We are getting #BetterTogether

@roxie_ug Don't allow prostitutes define you

Kim Kardashian: "I dated Cristiano Ronaldo for a short period of time and I must say he's the definition of what a man should be like."

@KhalifKairo Sometimes ata chukua advise ya maskini Bookten

A billionaire once warned me about “scarcity mindset” , always operate in “abundance”. Amerix calls the same concept “One itis” and alot of men have gone to jail for it. Dem kukuwacha sio issue, they dump even presidents. Move on, rudi Instagram and look for a better one.

@KhalifKairo Who told you only billionaires are wise?

@bonifacemwangi This man is always a stupid rat. Get some order

Graffiti is beautiful art, and the High Court ruling declaring graffiti on matatus illegal is backward, retrogressive, and lacks basic common sense. A matatu is not a judge’s car or a courtroom that must appear drab and dull. As a creative who has mentored graffiti artists since 2010, I have helped a number of them to secure opportunities to travel the world and showcase their work. Kenyan graffiti artists are among the best in our continent. They have created beautiful murals at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, the Central Bank of Kenya, Safaricom offices in Nairobi, and many other respected establishments. In a country where millions of Kenyans have no jobs, this ruling will only result in creating more unemployment, kill an entire creative ecosystem, increase police harassment, and erase the beauty of our matatus, which has been acclaimed globally. The only thing the government does very well is introduce rules and regulations that make it harder for Kenyans to work. It suppresses our creativity because it hates to see us building anything outside of its control. Kenyan leaders and administrators are incapable of creating anything. They only know how to steal and use their positions to award themselves lucrative government tenders. The beautiful graffiti designs on our matatus have evolved into a culture - one that supports many people to earn an honest livelihood. The government has no business interfering with them as they harm no one. In fact, graffiti on matatus is akin to mobile advertising. Is the government going to outlaw that as well? This ruling must be appealed immediately and common sense must prevail. All nganyas should pick a day and do a tour around Nairobi to make a statement that graffiti is beautiful and should not be declared illegal. I support graffiti in matatus, and when l take power those ugly pillars of the expressway (with dead plants) will have beautiful graffiti painted on them. The only thing I would encourage graffiti artists to do is start painting the faces and stories of Kenyan and African heroes.

@MutembeiTV That's true

Ojienda you are the alleged sponser of goons in Kisumu! Stop pointing at me" Cherargei to Sen Ojienda!!

@Nyanchama_45 @Ochorakot Nani hufungua mguu , dem ama chali

@Ochorakot Nimekuskia, lakini nafeel hii stori inaonyesha pia wanaume wako na blame. Boss alijua ako na bwana, Mkenya alijua ako na bwana na boss. Kwa nini wanaume wanakubali kuwa side pieces? Hatutaki kuongelea accountability ya wanaume pia? Tukue balanced

Kotoka kwa hiyo stori ya Mkenya na Lilac hizi ndio vitu mimi nimelearn; 1. Madem wakamba ni redflag. This girls hakuna kitu itawasatisfy kwa hii dunia. Yaani Lilac alikua na bwana. Anacheat kwa Mkenya. Na bado yeye ndio office wife wa bosi. Na hapo bado hatujui wenye wako behind the picture. 2. Never empower a woman. Hiyo kazi Lilac alikua anafanya inasemekana ni bwanake alimtafutia. Pale kwa ofisi Lilac akakubali kukua office wife wa boss. But Lilac cheated his husband to the boss. She went ahead to cheat on both the boss and husband. Ogopa wasichana. 3. Nothing can satisfy a woman in this world. Nini bwanake hakumpea ndio akubali kusettle na yeye? Nini Boss wake hakumpa but akaend up bado kulala na Mkenya. What does she need so that she can settle down? 4. Women hate accountability. After job ya Lilac kuisha alikuja hapa kuanika Mkenya vile amemuharibia kazi. Akasema vile Mkenya ni mbaya. But after Mkenya kuleta his side of the story dem alikubali ni ukweli. Akasema ilikua ni mara moja tu. But stori haijaisha. Inaeza kua hata ni mara 10×. 5. Women are cheap to men they like. Dem akishakunoki buana ni hivo. Lazima atakupea zigo pia wewe usikizie. Dem hakuojeshi zigo huyo pia ni kama hakupendi. Kama unampea pesa hiyo ni worse. Dem anakupenda atakufanyia anything bora uko happy. Tukirelate from our topic, inasemekana Lilac alikua anapea Mkenya head in puplic juu kuna siku alipea Mkenya kwa flyover. Alafu nyinyi mnasema aje? Dem mkamba ama dem mlevi?

@FCBayernEN Saliba would have cleared that one

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