The black cloud

@Morrisons @bexiebaby_x Take heart Morrisons if I cook a fry up I get a bollocking for soggy hash Browns cause I grill them and keep them warm . Nothing beats bacon well done but you can’t please everyone. I love Black pudding but more often than not it’s missed on a breakfast in a supermarket. 😇😇😇

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First breakfast at @Morrisons in a long time and my lord what a horrible meal it was, food had clearly been sat out for ages, bacon rock solid, overcooked eggs and like warm hash browns, won’t be having another one again, and feeling sick after it.

@DougieSpen @jslovechild Me to ! Work for Seven 😂 Safe journey mate and enjoy

@jslovechild Early start again be hitting the fartsack soon 🤣🤣

What are we all up to for the Bank Holiday? Reply using a picture, gif or emoji....

@DougieSpen @SkySportsNews You will need to mate . This England side has very little talent and I will be surprised if they beat Panama never mind Croatia.

@Rob_Baxter_ @SkySportsNews I'm genuinely not. May have to have a few nights in Highway on the neck oil mind 🤣🤣

BREAKING: Sky Sports News understands Ivan Toney is set to be included in Thomas Tuchel's England World Cup squad

@FootyAccums Slab head missing a World Cup is as natural as war says sir Henry Simmerson . He’s a fucking donkey !

WTF. Maguire being left out the England squad seems an absolutely mental call. Thoughts? 😳

@DougieSpen @SkySportsNews World Cup! Don’t get excited mate ! You should know better.

@SkySportsNews Playing for pens if he actually navigates the group stage.

@DougieSpen @bazdjcooper @jtwHCAFC Don’t get me started on VAR ! It’s the worst decision to let the some suits be involved in football since Maradona’s hand ball in the World Cup . Never flicked the ball in with his hand did he? 😂😂

@bazdjcooper @jtwHCAFC Oh cripes the VAR word and being operated by some useless twat who awarded a goal at Reading when the ball went through via the side net!

Jarred Gillett will take charge of Saturday's Championship play-off final between Hull City and Middlesbrough at Wembley. Stuart Attwell is on VAR... #hcafc

@FootyAccums @NoTippyTappyPod Big Sam who by the way had the worst team to watch in the premier league ie Bolton Wanderers and was a shite centre half has the nerve to question Mo Salah ! 😂😂😂😂😂

Big Sam is FUMING with Mo Salah's comments and believes the Liverpool owners should ban him from playing on Sunday. 'Who do you think you are? You're not bigger than this football club... Look at yourself - how bad you've been!' @NoTippyTappyPod w/@BoyleSportsAd

Who did this?🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll Lenny is good but Chubby is borderline complex due to his ability to wind everyone up and walk away laughing!

Who’s funnier, Roy Chubby Brown or Lenny Henry?

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@empireofthekop Danny Dyer !! No thanks !

Reds fans, would you take Bowen at Anfield next season if the Irons are relegated? 🤔 #LFC

@mjfree Flights to Greenland anyone!

@kalexcomps “Anfield” #COYR #JusticeForThe97 #LFC

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St George was born in Turkey and is the patron saint of Palestine St George never visited England St George represnts much of Europe, the middle east and Africa If St George came here today, Reform UK would deport him Happy St George’s day

@TheEvertonian78 You put money on Everton 😂😂😂😂

My acca was let down cos Liverpool didn’t get a booking. How in a game like that have they not got a single booking

@EvertonNewsFeed With VAR and all premier league players cheating it wasn’t even a free kick as Derby tackles go ! You got done by a poor Liverpool side simple . Move on !

Not a yellow card by the way🤣

@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Boo boo !

Constant fouls against us today. Van Donk should not have been on the pitch, straight red.. Our 1st goal should have stood as O’Brien wasn’t off. Stonewall penalty, Curtis Jones last man, straight red. Mo Salad well off when he scored. Van Donk foul on Tarkoskvi not given.

@EPLBible It’s a contact sport not fucking darts . That challenge was a norm in the 80s and now you pussies who rely on VAR cause you know fuck all about the game hide behind your views . Fuck of and watch the NFL !

van Dijk (as usual) escapes a booking, then Pickford is booked for complaining. Inadequate referees across the board. 🫩

@FPLfrasier It’s a contact sport not synchronised swimming. Shoulder to shoulder challenge wasn’t even a free kick . Too many people watching games rely on VAR ! .

Last man foul. No attempt to play the ball. Absolutely no attempt. Someone tell me why it’s not a red card and penalty.