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@Obi_kenya001 You realize this is the case when u get back to the gold age of saccos and cooperatives. "Kahawa ni keù" - coffee is ripe, didn't just mean that.

This country has been growing backwards

@_Chokeman Hii gava watanajisi watu alafu online goons wakam online kutusho 'atleast govana alitumia kiwi kama lube, otherwise angekufa ju na kulose damu mingi'

Hapa sioni comeback walai 😂😂😂😂

World Cup ya this time round watu wa Thika Road watakuwa wanaionea kwa mat wakieenda job tao 4am😂😂

@John63681549 No screech marks. Probably alijaribu kupush transit kwa shoulder akaona habuldge akaamua its them ama the pasenja

Enyewe Tx ni probox promax.

@Kenyans We should have votes weighted according to your contribution to the tax basket...etc Have consistently paid your taxes, or are producing meaningfully to the economy, and ur statutory deductions are at par, you can elect in all elective posts. Not so, u can only vote in an MCA

We have to get to a point and accept that democracy cannot work for us - Morara

@polo_kimanii Term moja riddim tatu zimetoka, ukijaribu kukatch up na tommy leena mollar enthalpy of change. J capril ndio huo

Artists are no longer doing music for the love of it. They’re not putting much effort like they used to. There was a time and era where artists we had were releasing proper Riddim music. The year Vybz kartel went to prison,music was at its prime then. Vinyozi zote zilikua zinagonga riddim morning to evening. Kwanza in 2011 sasa,Vybz kartel released an album called Gaza,with gaza slim. Hii ilichemsha maneno. The ghettos were on fire. Some people now found it worthy to start worshipping Adidja palmer Then it went on and people like konshens released jams like this one called “wia hustle wia hustle wia hustle…” and “thank god fidi galdeeem’”… apa unajua mambo ilikua imeharibika akiamungu. This is the era that created people like Dj lyta. Katululu yangu nakwambia ungenipigia simu iyo wakati Ringtone ilikua ni Dj lyta,ngoma ya kwanza apo ni Bedroom bully by busy signal. This is also the era that evolved how twerking was done. Waliongesa speed. These jamaican vixens were even twerking with one sende buana. I am happy to have been alive to witness this greatness. Nahurumia sana hawa Genzi,the best they have experienced is probably ssaru wa manyaru insulting them how she has more money than their father. Woi!

@NjeriBt Inequality is the case everywhere, from conserverncies in laikipia, ranches in athiriver area of machakos, tea and coffee estates in kericho... Overall, its all a product of political enrichment

What Ndii is saying today, is that the Kukuyu elite always need a boogeyman of sorts, an external enemy, to cover up for the inequality and injustices amongst/within the kikuyu. To mask the disparity in wealth. To distract from the real issue, to avoid confronting some home truths. A scapegoat for the internal inequality...a narrative to distract from the reality of elites enriching themselves while the kikuyu have-nots carry the burden.

Us? Hehe

@NanjieGalgalo Besides, every other 'fintech innovation' is tethered around Mpesa. beats the purpose

@NanjieGalgalo Only if banks came up with a unified soln. Why do i have to withdraw money from the bak at a fee to load my mpesa so that i can also send at a fee and the receiver to pay a fee to withdraw

Being charged 160 bob to send 1,000 Kenyatta shillings is wicked !

@3lOr4cle @NanjieGalgalo @IPSL_Kenya That's for bank to bank transfers, and it's not even well marketed and barely solves the need for convinience of day to day transactions. Hii utakuwa umesharushwa nje wa supermetro by the time u confirm the receipient account

@RpgKeli @NanjieGalgalo They have, @IPSL_Kenya

Kuzaa maboiz wawili one year apart ni kama kuishi na majembe na mbavu kwa nyumba moja..

@jumaf3 Huku last mile kutoka stage mpaka estates walipandisha to 30 from mbao, i tell u, nlikaa kwa io tuktuk close to 20 mins before deciding kejani sio mbali pia like everyone elso. Now it's back to 20. This fuel crisis will have many unintended consequences on many businesses

The economy is not doing well at all... My pool tables often have an average of 29 to 59 games per day .. Leo since morning, no single breathing human being... People are broke... It is always Monday to Monday, not less than 20 to 50 matches... Kubaya huku nje. 😄. Khabusie!

@OlDirtyYranny_T @DontPanicBut42 @NanjieGalgalo How do u do it, given Pochis and tills are mainstream

@DontPanicBut42 @NanjieGalgalo If you can get these three options... Ncba, airtel and I&m bank you'll be sorted. I spent 0 in transaction fees monthly

@GetmeIron @mercymurugi Do they have ornamental plants?

@mercymurugi Since I first took a neighbourhood tour at Kefri in 2017, I've bought all my tree seedlings from them. You want Meru Oak, they have it.

Nairobi watu walikuja kutafuta. A popular plants company was selling one tree seedling at 700/-. But they only had 3. Remembered KEFRI is next door so I went to check. I bought 50 seedlings. Each at 50 shillings. Yes, you read that right.

Masiku ziende haraka nikufe mimi

@meshmwandishi If Tanzanians could read they’d be pissed

@Itswambu1 Msee aliona kufeign interest a convo on Lily Pink being the chiles fav color na late night calls is not his cup of ratish.

Njugush ameforgive wakavinya 😂 marriage advisors sijui watajificha wapi aki

@jeanbrendah Niko na noti mbili za Thao za TZ ziko kama 200bob. Hizo zitaend up kwa donda someday, ikd how

Aki mtu ameniibia my 20 kenyatta shillings 😭😭 why are matatu conductors like this. Na hiyo pesa nilikuwa niongeze na the 20bob I had nifike nyumbani. Imebidii nitembee a good 4km😭😭😭

@JoelJirane Reminds me o this

Smokie unapenda huwa imeundwa na nini?