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Slartibartfast

@DontPanicBut42

I happen to like fjords, I think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent.

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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@AnuarSaddat The most infuriating thing about the past 3 years has been seeing everything I knew would happen before the 2022 elections happen in real time. And being completely helpless to stop any of it. Like why? Kenya Kwanza mistake was completely avoidable!
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KENYA GOSSIP HUB
KENYA GOSSIP HUB@kenyasgossips·
Kenyan biker gives way to a driver only to be splaahed with mud, a few moments later, the driver got stuck in the mud.
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya·
Whichever President implements this will be remembered for a lifetime here in Kenya - to those of us who have travelled out of Kenya can relate!!!
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@SLOP_News @avidseries I don’t know. Maybe they’re not interested/talented enough. I do know that the best training camps with the best running coaches are in Kenya and athletes from all over come to join/live in it as part of their preparation for races. Maybe that is a factor as well.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@shobanes I’d say most South African and Nigerian music is produced on FL. I think it’s because it has a good drum sequencer; but also, it’s what many people start with and it got good enough that everything professional can be done within it now. The real threat to musicians now is Suno
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Shoba Gatimu
Shoba Gatimu@shobanes·
An artist asking why use an artist instead of an AI tool is so funny juu you should hear how artists use to talk about artists and producers who use/used fruity loops. 🤣
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Stan_Subru Literally there are two great forces that drive all life on earth- the need to feed. And the need to mate. Everything else we worry about is a construct of our additional intelligence as humans. But those two are primal urges and they are always running in the background.
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Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪
In 2028 we all will have to put our differences together and painfully prosecute your favourite politicians if that's the cost of fixing this country. This double edged sword might catch your tribal kingpin, your slogan carrier etc, but it must be allowed to cut through.
SinCara♡@dombwosque24823

Ruto gave our passport to the RSF,wiped 11B from SHA,sold Kenya Pipeline,diverted Billions from E-citizen to a private account,scrapped Linda Mama and now Free Education,crippled the health system,nigga has stolen even trees amongst other things…when will all this be enough?

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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@JalangoMwenyewe This is such a hilarious take because somebody killed Kenya Bus Services so their matatus could proliferate. Somebody else failed to regulate the chaos in that sector. And now people like you come along and call that long standing chaos a culture that needs to be protected.
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JALANG'O
JALANG'O@JalangoMwenyewe·
Ng’anya culture is here to stay. We’re heading back to court, and I will personally cover all legal fees as we appeal the ruling. This is an industry that drives Nairobi. People travel from all over just to experience matatu culture—the art, the music, the energy.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Kenyans It is astonishing to me that Nairobi still does not have a well functioning public transport system when Tz have had one for close to a decade and Kigali has one too. But yeah sure. Let’s fight for nganya culture. Lmao. It’s like people are addicted to chaos.
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
Graffiti is beautiful art, and the High Court ruling declaring graffiti on matatus illegal is backward, retrogressive, and lacks basic common sense - Boniface Mwangi
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@RamzZy_ Watu wana-hop skip and jump on a pavement and you’re calling it a solution. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣
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Renaissance ⚔️ Morio
System failure. Remove those wires and watch the entire sidewalk turn into a hawking zone, where kanjos will be turned into villains for trying to remove them from there. Sometimes we cause our own problems then hate the solutions.
Mghosi Mwanyosh 🇰🇪@Pmwanyosh

.@SakajaJohnson Why punish pedestrians like this surely?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Kibet_bull Time must come when we are also angry at these people going for handouts themselves. They’re adults and they understand that taking this money is literally stealing from the economy. Both they and their politician masters are thieves and they must immediately be treated so😏
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Yoko
Yoko@Kibet_bull·
These people are given up to 5k per person. It’s ironic to see students being given KSh 95 as capitation while those who go to State House eat well. Maybe because school kids don’t vote.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Bossyator They steal it and don’t even invest in manufacturing to employ Kenyans or earn foreign exchange in export revenue or something. It’s just mansions and expensive cars and money stuffed in houses and in foreign banks while Kenya goes to the dogs. Stop humoring these people.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Bossyator What else does he do for a living? Salary ya CS haiwezi jenga hii. We gotta stop acting impressed by thieving in public office and be more pissed about it.
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Yator Boss☚
Yator Boss☚@Bossyator·
CS Davis Chirchir home is a beauty.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@ihymacc Ngl. Every single time I see the name Justin Bieber, I picture a little boy singing “Baby” And then I see his picture.
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Mac 🍃@ihymacc·
Justin Bieber got aura you can’t lie
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@_Foi_T Hahaha don’t fuck with Nganya culture. Also, the president’s son is an investor in Nganya’s. BRT itoke wapi tena na itamuulia biashara?😅🤦🏾‍♂️
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🇰🇪 Foi
🇰🇪 Foi@_Foi_T·
Ethiopia is doing it, Tanzania as well and now Rwanda. Kenya painted a pink line, stole millions and keeps calling itself a good example as the city floods, smells and movement is a mess
Emma Claudine@EmmaClaudine

Today marks the 4th day of bus lanes in #Kigali. Buses are moving faster, and the city is flowing better for everyone. This is a modern, organised, people-centred Kigali. And this is only the beginning. More bus lanes and better public transport are on the way. 📌 PLEASE NOTE: Dedicated bus lanes are now in use on four key corridors across Kigali: 1️⃣ Downtown – Remera (ku Cyamitsingi) via Rwandex and Sonatube 2️⃣ Sonatube – Nyanza ya Kicukiro 3️⃣ Downtown – Nyabugogo via City Centre Roundabout 4️⃣ Hotel Gloria – Downtown via Quartier Commercial ✍🏽 Bus lanes are in operation during peak hours: 06:00 – 10:00 17:00 – 21:00 #SmartMobility Umuturage ku Isonga in #KigaliYacu.

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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Rozay_kamau Probably because they have to wake up at 4am again and leave the house by 5.30am to beat the jam.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@MusingsofAwe Indigigenous Kenyan billionaires who are not industrialists and have 100% acquired their illicit wealth from corruption ndo we are surprised are not philanthropists? Their first act of philanthropy would have been to NOT STEAL money meant for healthcare, education etc, no?😅🤦🏾‍♂️
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Ambitious Llama🦙
Ambitious Llama🦙@MusingsofAwe·
Just to add fuel to the fire...there is a Chandraia School of Business & an Anjarwalla & Khanna Library at two different universities. But I have never seen a Kirubi Institute or a Tabitha Karanja Law School.
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@NC_Renic Have you considered changing with the times and relying less on essays as a pegagogical tool? This argument is starting to sound a lot like the people that complained when calculators were invented. AI-assisted study flows have evolved just as radically as AI work flows.
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Neil Renic
Neil Renic@NC_Renic·
AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student
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Slartibartfast@DontPanicBut42·
@Kevoh_254 Peugeots have pretty unproblematic ownership journeys though.
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